Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

You left the MF for two years after a fight with Gagh over British sitcom Desmond's.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh yes. It escalated from there, and I could take no more when he tried to make me believe Mrs. Brown is actually a man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I must be old if more of my jokes can be categorized under "Simpsons said it first"...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They’ve had 900 episodes. That pretty much covers all possible jokes. Not that they’ll let that stop them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But I've been alive 25 more years than they have. They should still be keeping up with ME!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And you haven't had the same decline in quality!

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/AP_Images/status/968938936973365255

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah...that's just fucked up.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did anybody see that movie Beneath the Planet of the Apes?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The one where

Spoiler: plot spoiler

they worshipped the nuclear missile and ended the world?

YES!

Victor Buono at his finest!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So that church with the gun wardrobe is what's left of the Moonies. It is run by Sun Myung Moon's son.

So they'll probably end up shooting themselves unless someone whips up a batch of Kool-Aid first.

 

[Cassie]

I need one of them bullet crowns!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Must admit they look pretty cool. What’s with wearing crowns though?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The one where

Spoiler: plot spoiler

they worshipped the nuclear missile and ended the world?

YES!

Victor Buono at his finest!

EDIT: I'm not going back and editing "Nibbler?" out and posting it again.

 

[Love Child]

Did anybody see that movie Beneath the Planet of the Apes?

No, but I've seen Playmate of the Apes. One too many times.

I need one of them bullet crowns!

For a moment I was thinking you were talking about your teeth. I was out of context.

 

[Cassie]

A dentist should get on designing bullet shaped crowns!

 

[CaptainWacky]

But then they'd have to design bullet shaped crowns for everyone near the person with bullet shaped crowns so that they're safe from bullet shaped crowns.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

“The vic’s got bullet wounds. 8mm. He was either shot, or bitten.”

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's so Wang.