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General dreams thread

I shouldn't fall asleep with the TV on. Any dialogue from whatever show is on seeps into my dreams.

This morning I was in some kind of familiar situation in my dream, but I was talking to people as if I was Josh Lymon from The West Wing.
 
Yet another variation of walking around shcool late for class/lost or whatever but this time Amanda Seyfried showed up again. She's trying to become a recurring dream character.
 
She is not a bad person to have in your dreams.

Dreamed I found a bunch of new rooms in my house, but also a bunch of doors to the outside that didn't lock properly.
 
Last night I dreamt I was at an outdoor talent show/ open mic venue. I pre-recorded some stupid songs, and later learned I could have done live stand up comedy. Oh well, it was okay, I was sitting behind a bunch of guys who were picking on every act, but who had acts of their own which were silly.
The event was over and one of the guys got into a vehicle and hit a pedestrian, the pedestrian was okay. I yelled at them anyway. I can't remember if they came after me or not, but I just walked away. Next thing I know I am in some sort of orgy filled sex club where everyone was dressing up. I was handed a costume. On my way to getting dressed I witnessed some very interesting sex acts.

So, pretty much my dream was like a typical night at TK. It has been a long week and I haven't had sex for almost a week.
 
I had a dream that my wife had cheated on me when we first started going out. She had been very honest about it though and maintained she needed to get it out of her system.

I woke up in the middle of the night completely believing this was true and saying to myself I needed to get over it and it was 20 years ago. She didn't actually do this - We were very much in love.

Anyway, I told her at breakfast this morning about the dream and she responded with a flippant "Well I had to squeeze them in before I married you"

I know she was joking, but fuckin ell! How about adding a bit of doubt to my head! Cow.

(Gwyneth Paltrow would totally smash it in Royal Rumble BTW)
 
Had a "dream" where I woke up and went to the bathroom and was getting ready then I noticed a girl riding a dragon and thought "that's not normally in my bathroom, I must be dreaming" and tried to wake up. At first I couldn't wake up and I felt trapped but eventually I struggled out of the dream and was in bed (after a few moments of sleep paralysis.) But then I thought to myself "wait, what if I actually had been awake in the bathroom and I just made myself fall asleep?" so I could actually be dreaming right now.
 
Jimmy Sommerville came to a party of mine and I suddenly thought I might be gay.

I was horrified and tried all night not to catch his eye in case someone found out.

OMG AM I GAY?
 
I had a dream I was sat with my dad, I said to him "I know this might be a bit late, but I would really like a brother or sister"
 
Had a dream where I met Danny Strong who played Jonathan in Buffy and told him "you were very good in Earshot" (I watched the episode yesterday) and he said hardly anyone ever says that to him and thanked me. Then him and another guy robbed a "magic bank" by ripping the front of the building off and sucking magic power from inside. I told him I'd leave that part of the story out when I told people about meeting him.
 
I think I dreamed I was in futurama, I needed to climb up the drainpipes outside this pub for some reason, and I got nearly to the top but there was nowhere else I could climb, Bender said "here try this" and gave me a ladder, I asked him if he had had that the whole time and he just laughed.
 
In two seperate dreams last night I dreamed I was Jack Bauer involved in some elaborate car chase, at the end of which was finally a happy ending for 24.

Later on I dreamed I was John McClain in a skyscraper that was on fire.

Most of these I can reconcile with watching a film yesterday that had Donald Sutherland in, seeing the news about a skycraper fire, and seeing the begining of CIS something or other with fat robin in it, which was obviously a rip off of die hard.
 
Classic Bender!

I had a dream I was in/watching Game Of Thrones and I was concerned that they'd have to start making stories up because the books aren't finished yet. The Hound and Brienne fought again and then the Hound took Arya again and I said "not again!" to Tomtrek who was in the dream I guess? Then some guys in a pub were talking about raping women and Cersei was listening in disguise and on of the guys warned her not to mess with those guys but she sneered and said she didn't need his help she's the fucking Queen. It was quite a good scene actually.
 
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