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General dreams thread

So.....the other night I had a cow in my dream. When I woke up and thought about the dream later that morning, it had occured to me, I have never ever had a cow in my dreams prior to the other night. I can be quite certain of this, it is something I would remember. I know for certain I have had a bear, a tiger, a cat, killer whales and possibly birds, but never a cow. So I looked it up of course!

The eternal femininity of a cow represents its purpose of providing milk and nourishment. That means that a dream involving a cow shows you are trying to get in touch with your feminine side through fertility, childhood, wisdom, creativity, romance, emotions, or beauty.
 
So.....the other night I had a cow in my dream. When I woke up and thought about the dream later that morning, it had occured to me, I have never ever had a cow in my dreams prior to the other night. I can be quite certain of this, it is something I would remember. I know for certain I have had a bear, a tiger, a cat, killer whales and possibly birds, but never a cow. So I looked it up of course!

The eternal femininity of a cow represents its purpose of providing milk and nourishment. That means that a dream involving a cow shows you are trying to get in touch with your feminine side through fertility, childhood, wisdom, creativity, romance, emotions, or beauty.
Maybe your destined to be the next ruler of Eygpt. Was the cow fat and have 6 friends? Were there 7 skinny cows behind the fat cows?
 
I woke up screaming in my sleep about four times last night.

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I could not sleep last night either. I think it is the allergy medicine. Why are you waking up screaming?! Sometimes I meditate before I sleep. But not like Ellen and Clint and David Lynch!

Maybe your destined to be the next ruler of Eygpt. Was the cow fat and have 6 friends? Were there 7 skinny cows behind the fat cows?

No, there was only one cow.
 
Had a dream I was watching wrestling at someone's house but there were hundreds of peple there watching it together and I kept moving about trying to find a better seat to see the tv from. I ended up sitting next to a load of women wrestlers who were there for some reason, but then a drunk guy in a suit sat in front of me so I moved. My friend (don't know who he was) told me he'd found some seats which were "prime real estate" and they were right behind the front row. Then loads of people started moving behind me crushing me against those seats. Then I saw Olivia Wilde sitting in the front row and said "I didn't know you liked wrestling" and she smiled at me and she was really beautiful. Then I woke up.
 
I was following an attractive woman from work through an airport, as she kept stealing things, little things at first, but ending up stealing a baby, and tried to make off with a helicopter, I stopped her in the end because I was an undercover cop for some reason.
 
I was following an attractive woman from work through an airport, as she kept stealing things, little things at first, but ending up stealing a baby, and tried to make off with a helicopter, I stopped her in the end because I was an undercover cop for some reason.

Ooooh this dream has a lot of meaning behind it! What it is, I don't know, but it made me think immediately of your recent life events. (Said the vague TK poster)
 
Last night I had yet another lesbian dream. I dreamt about the girl I met yesterday, only she took off her wig and was terribly not as attractive as she was. But we went to town anyway.
I also dreamt I was at a job site such as vehicle licensing and people were angry and they wanted loans, and then someone created a mob outside the store, and then I couldn't find my boss, she was in the shower and then this is when the girl showed up.
It was pretty intense sexually, not like my normal mild dreams.
 
Okay I may or may not have just pleasured myself before taking a shower. I will see if this changes my dreams for the evenings. And just so you know-it has been about 19 days, oh wait, maybe more like 12 days. Still, that is a long time to go without for me!!!!!
 
I keep having really long, involved dreams then forgetting the details minutes after waking up. And I'm not going to write down the details as soon as I wake AM I.
 
It seems the key is to keep waking up after every dream because I remembered four last night.

I was being stalked by someone then he pulled out a gun and shot me in the face and I shouted "no!" as I woke up.
My family cloned my dad so he could go to his own funeral (I don't know why we were having a funeral twenty years after he died.) This one was pretty creepy so I woke up to escape it.
I was back in school and me and my friend had a poster of a naked female celebrity (I can't remember who) and the teachers were chasing us. We hid it above the showers in the changing rooms. I woke up and told myself to remember to look for it at school today then remembered I don't go to school anymore.
An alien woman with twelve tits was feeding several alien babies at once. I don't remember more after this.

I'm very tired today.
 
I like the sound of the last dream the best.

I had one the other night about a detective in the old west, but it turned out it wasn't really the old west, it was the firefly universe, and Mal was having to go after a woman who was really a robot under her skin, as he was reluctantly arresting her she pulled back the skin on his arm and he was a robot too.
 
Its just a long time to go without wanking.

My new job has me living in tight quarters with a roommate! It should only be a temporary situation. I shall have my own space soon. Do I sound like Loktar as I type this? P.S. There are no locks on the doors either!
I will report that ever since the other night, I am now having what I consider to be my "normal" dreams.
 
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