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General Neighbours discussion

Nicola's brain fell out and Donna ran over it with her car while texting Ringo to tell him she was dumping him for having a head that was too large, while her father went on the run and knocked Didge over, who broke her foot and fell on Declan, who was supposed to be playing football but ended up fucking her instead, this lead to Karl getting in trouble for disclosing private patient details when he shouted very loudly and for all to hear "wtf, how did Didge get preggo, I thought he was a boy?!". All of this happened in one long split screen montage as Rachel sang the same two bloody songs over and over. Meanwhile, Tye rubbed his precious (Rachel's ring), looking more and more cross-eyed each time.
 
Today's fucking sucked and left you thinking "oh, this shit's back already?" instead of "YAY, NEIGHBOURS!" More Karl, Susan, Paul, Toadie, Elle, Donna, Lou, Harold, Carmella's hot cousin please.
 
The coffee/Toady bit in today's episode was an improvement, as I discussed with a friend using my crystal clear satelite internet webcam MacGuffinPro laptop.
 
Elle looking fit as fuck and Donna moving in with her and Paul (with TENNIS RACKETS sticking out of her back pack for some reason) was a definite improvement too.
 
Although they're usually the best made scenes in an episode. Maybe the producers all worked in sports news before doing crumby soaps?
 
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