Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Merry Christmas, Minefield!
(Yes, that's Kristen Bell in the gold Slave Leia bikini.)
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Gentlmen... START YOUR WANKING
- Thread starter Kerb Crawler
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Merry Christmas, Minefield!
(Yes, that's Kristen Bell in the gold Slave Leia bikini.)
Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
Not for me. I've always hated her tiny little pig-eyes.
Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
ChrisG76 said:Picky. I bet if she was dressed like that and coming on to you, the eyes would be the last place you'd look at
Perhaps, but in my case, the eyes really do have it. (and trust me: I've turned this over in my mind many more times than it certainly ever warranted) I know it's a weird little quibble to have, but I just don't like eyes I can barely see the whites of.
If she had a body like Scarlett or JLH (well, the old JLH before the recent g'donk blowout) you'd probably be right, but I look at her --hard-- and frankly mr shankly I see nothing terribly special there.
And my point was never driven home more clearly than when she went up against Hayden on Heroes: No fucking contest.
Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
Cassie said:
ChrisG76 said:
Image how SHE feels!
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Kerb Crawler said:
Merry Christmas, Minefield!
(Yes, that's Kristen Bell in the gold Slave Leia bikini.)
I'd hit it.
Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
Cassie said:
Give 'em the full-size treatment:
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
I misspelled 'gentlemen.'
My apologies to all involved.
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I've wanked till it's raw. Time for an ice pack, methinks. Or salve.
My apologies to all involved.
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I've wanked till it's raw. Time for an ice pack, methinks. Or salve.
Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
Kerb Crawler said:
Try Ben Gay.