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Gentlmen... START YOUR WANKING

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
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Merry Christmas, Minefield!

(Yes, that's Kristen Bell in the gold Slave Leia bikini.)
 
Works for me.
 
Not for me. I've always hated her tiny little pig-eyes.
 
Picky. I bet if she was dressed like that and coming on to you, the eyes would be the last place you'd look at ;)



Mid you, I have always said if you're going to fantasize about celebs, you may as well go straight for the utterly perfect.
 
Shitty Dual your avatar hurts my eyes!
 
Ugh. God yes.
 
ChrisG76 said:
Picky. I bet if she was dressed like that and coming on to you, the eyes would be the last place you'd look at ;)

Perhaps, but in my case, the eyes really do have it. (and trust me: I've turned this over in my mind many more times than it certainly ever warranted) I know it's a weird little quibble to have, but I just don't like eyes I can barely see the whites of.

If she had a body like Scarlett or JLH (well, the old JLH before the recent g'donk blowout) you'd probably be right, but I look at her --hard-- and frankly mr shankly I see nothing terribly special there.

And my point was never driven home more clearly than when she went up against Hayden on Heroes: No fucking contest.
 
IT EVEN HURTS MY STOMACH A LITTLE. I should steal that picture to annoy people at other places.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
kristen-bell-gold-bikini-leia.jpg


Merry Christmas, Minefield!

(Yes, that's Kristen Bell in the gold Slave Leia bikini.)

I'd hit it.
 
Cassie said:
IT EVEN HURTS MY STOMACH A LITTLE. I should steal that picture to annoy people at other places.

Give 'em the full-size treatment:

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I misspelled 'gentlemen.'

My apologies to all involved.

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I've wanked till it's raw. Time for an ice pack, methinks. Or salve.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
I misspelled 'gentlemen.'

My apologies to all involved.

***

I've wanked till it's raw. Time for an ice pack, methinks. Or salve.

Try Ben Gay.
 
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