Give me a topic and some characters and I'll write a story

[Dr Dave]

A story about Thanksgiving.

 

[Cassie]

YOU NEVER WROTE THE SMURFETTE SLASHER PORN STORY

 

[Dr Dave]

Why Wacky, why?

 

[whisky]

I'd like a story about a man who goes for a walk alongside a river thinking about suicide but then bumps into a sexy lady who gives him a reason to live, but then she gets kidnapped by aliens and he has to go rescue her using weapons hes just stolen off a gangbanger.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND YOU SHALL COME TO THE BALL!

 

[Dr Dave]

What does that even mean?

 

[Mentalist]

Ah yes! Now I remember. THANK YOU WACKY FOR THE STORY!

Can I suggest another to go on the list?



I want a story about a stinging nettle bush called Gary and his perverse delight in stinging the children who walk through him to get to an old playground until a little Mexican boy called Jesus teaches him the error of his ways with supporting character Derek the dock leaf plant who keeps getting ripped up when kids gets stung.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll see what I can do.

 

[Gagh]

A story about The Rock & Ric Flair, who after many years have found true love & settled down to run a traditional cheese shop in rural England. Things are going well, until the day Paul Robinson from Neighbours rides into town on horseback with his mechanical Natlie Portman-shaped robot of death.

 

[whisky]

Damn him!

 

[Dual]

Topic: Cornish Independence
Character: Gagh

 

[Gagh]

FO' REEL

GINSTER'S PIES FOR LIFE, BITCHES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP for ease of finding.

 

[Dr Dave]

Whats to find, nobody wrote a story.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So that I can more easily find the thread to post stories on ideas alreayd posted,dsg jg

 

[CaptainWacky]

Any more?

 

[Loktar]

Topic: Taking a Crap.
Character: Loktar

Just curious to see what you could do with it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll do it tomorrow!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Can I have a story about


having inappropriate sexual feelings for another member of the Kelvin. Also he might have a cold at the same time. I don't know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Any more bright ideas?