Grasp your mandrake firmly

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DO IT!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Ok, now what?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hope you're wearing earmuffs.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I sold them for crack

 

[The Tomtrek]

loki likes grasping "man drakes", eh, EH?


(as in penises)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hearing Miriam Margolyes speak those words makes me all hot and bothered.

 

[The Dork Lord]

AS WELL IT SHOULD!

 

[starbys]

*giggles smarmily*

OH THE POTTYMINDED POTTER!

 

[Yub]

I haven't grasped my mandrake for a long while.

 

[The Dork Lord]

^You're too busy grasping other peoples, AND CUTTING THEM OFF!

 

[Yub]

Too right, now get on the operating table.

 

[The Dork Lord]

*runs away*

 

[Yub]

*tasers, drags to table*

 

[starbys]

Be careful, his mandrake spits.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oops, I grabbed Harry's...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did your hand meet Heromoine's down there?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I burnt my hands... and my mandrakes.

 

[Yub]

Next time lube up first.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't squeez your mandrakes too hard.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hehe, Miss Sprout just asked if she could help me and Hermione with what we were doing...