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Grasp your mandrake firmly

ANYTHING GREEN AND BUMPY THAT TALKS IS NOT OF GOD!!!

I SHAKE MY PRIVATE PARTS AT YOU WIHICH MIGHT PRODUCE SOME HOLLY WATER BUT PROBABLY NOT BUT STILL OOOOOO I'M SO MUCH ABOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!! OR SOMETHIGN

Nilla wafer?
 
If there are mandrakes, are there womanducks?
 
ANYTHING GREEN AND BUMPY THAT TALKS IS NOT OF GOD!!!

I SHAKE MY PRIVATE PARTS AT YOU WIHICH MIGHT PRODUCE SOME HOLLY WATER BUT PROBABLY NOT BUT STILL OOOOOO I'M SO MUCH ABOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!! OR SOMETHIGN

Nilla wafer?

Are you looking for an earthquake or what?
 
There's some stupid indie movie on HBO with Adrien Bridy and Jennifer Jason Leigh that is a real mastubatory exercise in nothingness and I'd rather be watching old reruns of Carol Burnett but THEY DONT EXIST SO I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR GORDON RAMSAY THEN INNIT
 
The tooth is out there.
 
My red hair comes from a bottle.
 
Yub It would funnier if she was a redhead
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He means hotter. He'd lick the icing off her cookie. Oh yeah.
 
huff
 
ANYTHING GREEN AND BUMPY THAT TALKS IS NOT OF GOD!!!

I SHAKE MY PRIVATE PARTS AT YOU WIHICH MIGHT PRODUCE SOME HOLLY WATER BUT PROBABLY NOT BUT STILL OOOOOO I'M SO MUCH ABOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!! OR SOMETHIGN

Nilla wafer?

Tease :(
 
DAMN YOU YUB! YOU *&*%ING AV STEALING %&@^%**&!
 
Use it or lose it, my good pickle.
 
My grey hair comes from work.
 
COMPANY EXISTS WHETHER OR NOT YOU LOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT BITCHAZ

I WILL TOLERATE SPAM FROM FOUR CORNERS BUT NO SONDHEIM SPAM

SONDHEIM WILL OUT IF I HAVE TO TYPE EVERY LYRIC HE EVER WROTE YOU HEAR?
 
WHY IS THIS THREAD NO LONGER ABOUT PENISES OR FAKE PENISES??
 
I BLAME YUB OR THE FRENCH!
 
Blame the French. I fully support the grasping of mandrakes.
 
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