Grasp your mandrake firmly

[Dr Dave]

I can blame you both!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yub a french spy ewok, spying on sekrit kangaroo war planz?

 

[Yub]

Hells no. The Ewoks and the Kangaroos are long standing allies. There are no French Ewoks, it's enemy territory.

 

[starbys]

Why hasn't someone done a sci-fi species where the genitalia screams when it orgasms?

SCREAMING PENIS!

 

[Dr Dave]

Yub a french spy ewok, spying on sekrit kangaroo war planz?

It would explain the smell.

 

[Yub]

YUB SMASH PUNY DOCTOR

 

[starbys]

OH DEAR

 

[Dr Dave]

He's getting all excited again!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You let go of your mandrakes!

 

[Yub]

I'm going to plant my mandrake in fertile soil, BABY!

 

[starbys]

WRAP YOUR ROOT IN BURLAP!

 

[Yub]

I'll just sell any excess fruit on Ebay!

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm going to plant my mandrake in fertile soil, BABY!

How did that work out?

 

[Yub]

Because I planted it earlier I must wait now until replanting. In the meantime I may have to grasp my mandrake tightly.

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed

 

[The Dork Lord]

Because I planted it earlier I must wait now until replanting. In the meantime I may have to grasp my mandrake tightly.

Always a wise move.