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Guys, please welcome Sierra!

My thanks for the hospitality.

I must admit, I was expecting a much different welcome... This must be the honeymoon period, eh Ily?

At any rate, no need to put forth pretenses on my behalf. ;)
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It's the way of the Badlands, told ya there are some nice people here!

Of course, if you feel like sparring, you can always go into the Minefield and post "NATALIE SUCKS AND HAS FAKE BOOBIES!!!!" - but don't count on me to bail you out of Daycare* :D

EDIT: Uh-oh, I see you've done the unspeakable and told them you don't wanna share me... forget about my support, you're on your own now lol!


*(I'll explain that one to you later ;) )
 
Sierra said:
Aw, poor dear, hasn't Ily told you?


She's all mine.

(I allow her to visit Brad only because I'm a kind mistress.)
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i'm surprised more girls aren't lesbians, i mean what with sperm banks there's barely any use for us males anymore
 
Don't underestimate the attractiveness of male muscles, testosterone-driven behaviour, and the way a man looks at a woman he wants. Can't get that from another girl, believe me.
Besides, cold sperm is the least I want from a guy. Which leads to the question: do they heat up the sperm to body temperature before they impregnate a woman with the conception cap?
 
Ilyanna said:
Of course, if you feel like sparring, you can always go into the Minefield and post "NATALIE SUCKS AND HAS FAKE BOOBIES!!!!" - but don't count on me to bail you out of Daycare* :D

EDIT: Uh-oh, I see you've done the unspeakable and told them you don't wanna share me... forget about my support, you're on your own now lol!
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It's tempting to try that, just for shits n' giggles, naturally. Alas, I'll exert some willpower... for now.

And I didn't say I was unwilling to share necessarily... just that you're mine, simply on account of prior claim. :D
 
aeommai said:
i'm surprised more girls aren't lesbians, i mean what with sperm banks there's barely any use for us males anymore
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because like anyone who has ever tried turkey bacon will tell you, there is no substitute for the real thing, no matter how bad it is for your health...
 
Sierra said:
It's tempting to try that, just for shits n' giggles, naturally. Alas, I'll exert some willpower... for now.

And I didn't say I was unwilling to share necessarily... just that you're mine, simply on account of prior claim. :D
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lol, fair enough.

Donovan said:
because like anyone who has ever tried turkey bacon will tell you, there is no substitute for the real thing, no matter how bad it is for your health...
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Exactly!
 
Give us some material to work with. Frankly, right now, I'm more incensed at Donovan for putting down turkey bacon.

My cousin is a turkey farmer, you insensitive cunt.
 
i hope sierra isn't as sexually indiscreet as illyana, i don't know if i could handle THREE sassy german ladies.
 
Ilyanna said:
Don't underestimate the attractiveness of male muscles, testosterone-driven behaviour, and the way a man looks at a woman he wants. Can't get that from another girl, believe me.
Besides, cold sperm is the least I want from a guy. Which leads to the question: do they heat up the sperm to body temperature before they impregnate a woman with the conception cap?
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Not to mention having our pecker snot bathe your uvula.
 
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