Hannibal

[Cassie]

This season of Hannibal is so fucking weird.

HELLO MARGOT AND ALANA

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was certainly an unusual sex scene.

Hannibal tried the "eat the brain while he's still conscious" trick as in the Hannibal movie but got stopped.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"You're going to eat Hannibal with my face."

Only on this show would you hear a line like that.

 

[Cassie]

Are they going to impregnate Alana with Mason's cattle prod sperm?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She does have child-bearing hips!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So she could have had a baby and we just don't know yet, since three years have gone by.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe she and Margot are married now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was good to see the two forensic guys again too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH I forgot to mention I liked the bit where Chilton said Hannibal "only has niche appeal." Meta.

 

[Cassie]

OMG I can't wait until you see the next episode. ONE OF THE THINGS HAPPENED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Alana's clothes are getting out of control.

 

[Cassie]

She is filthy rich now, lol.

CATTLEPROD BABY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Has she turned heel?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The scene with the Toothfairy in Will's home was SO INTENSE. Better than most movies. Most!

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, I was worried they wouldn't get away. AND I thought that asshole almost killed the dogs

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least they didn't have cats as well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Chilton going to turn into Darth Vader now?

 

[Cassie]

How is he even still alive?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He survived having all his internal organs removed and being shot in the head. He cannot be killed.

 

[Cassie]

It's kinda cool that Bedelia is Will's therapist now. She's basically telling Will that Hannibal loves him. BUT WE ALREADY KNEW THAT.