Happiness ISN'T this stupid ass gun forum!!

[Henoch]

I am so embarrassed for mm.

If mm's bad ideas were measured in dollars she'd be a pauper soliciting sex for a warm box to sleep in.

 

[The Question]

Henoch, ya loveable old hoplophobe, if ya don't like the forum, ya don't gotta visit.

 

[Cloudy]

I don't like the forum's title - see my complaint thread in QSF

 

[Buttons]

Thats because you're both retarded. Happiness is a warm gun, and one of man's most amazing aphrodisaics is the smell of gunoil and powder residue.

 

[johnford]

Hey,I enjoy gunning down people for fun so this is the bestforum of them all.

 

[The Question]

Cordite gives me wood, my little babies.

 

[The Listkeeper]

Thats because you're both retarded. Happiness is a warm gun, and one of man's most amazing aphrodisaics is the smell of gunoil and powder residue.

You have no idea of the aphrodiacal value that firing a bowling ball mortar has on a woman...



It's not a power to be used indiscretely, oh no...

 

[Starship Coyote]

I am so embarrassed for mm.

If mm's bad ideas were measured in dollars she'd be a pauper soliciting sex for a warm box to sleep in.

Uh...I think you mean if her good ideas were measured in dollars...

 

[The Question]

Henoch can't be expected to know what he means. It just wouldn't be fair to him, IMHO.

 

[BlazerBoy]

You must give him credit for working both the words "pauper" and "solicit" into a sentence successfully.

 

[The Question]

Well, okay. But I'd rather pee in one of the bathroom sinks at the local Hilton.

 

[Henoch]

Happiness has nothing to do with TK period, but if i had a gun i'd shoot myself!

 

[Collina]

i can help with that

 

[Henoch]

^^^Don't make promises you can't keep.

 

[Mandi]

Happiness is a large cock!​

 

[Virginia]

well i sincerely doubt you've got one, so tough luck.

 

[The Question]

Mine is gigantic. Makes 2,000 year old Redwoods look like party favors. Yep.

 

[Mandi]

Usually I'd post some witty and perverted comment, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Not after what's happened.

 

[John Clark]

Perhaps what you need is to give someone a nice brisk kick IN NEH NUTZ!!!

 

[Mandi]

John Clark, maybe I should kick you and you're owner in the nuts:|