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Happiness ISN'T this stupid ass gun forum!!

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Henoch

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I am so embarrassed for mm.

If mm's bad ideas were measured in dollars she'd be a pauper soliciting sex for a warm box to sleep in.
 
Henoch, ya loveable old hoplophobe, if ya don't like the forum, ya don't gotta visit.
 
I don't like the forum's title - see my complaint thread in QSF
 
Thats because you're both retarded. Happiness is a warm gun, and one of man's most amazing aphrodisaics is the smell of gunoil and powder residue.
 
Hey,I enjoy gunning down people for fun so this is the bestforum of them all.
 
Cordite gives me wood, my little babies.
 
Buttons said:
Thats because you're both retarded. Happiness is a warm gun, and one of man's most amazing aphrodisaics is the smell of gunoil and powder residue.
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You have no idea of the aphrodiacal value that firing a bowling ball mortar has on a woman...



It's not a power to be used indiscretely, oh no...
 
Henoch said:
I am so embarrassed for mm.

If mm's bad ideas were measured in dollars she'd be a pauper soliciting sex for a warm box to sleep in.
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Uh...I think you mean if her good ideas were measured in dollars...
 
Henoch can't be expected to know what he means. It just wouldn't be fair to him, IMHO.
 
You must give him credit for working both the words "pauper" and "solicit" into a sentence successfully.
 
Well, okay. But I'd rather pee in one of the bathroom sinks at the local Hilton.
 
Happiness has nothing to do with TK period, but if i had a gun i'd shoot myself!
 
i can help with that
 
^^^Don't make promises you can't keep.
 
Happiness is a large cock!​
 
well i sincerely doubt you've got one, so tough luck.
 
Mine is gigantic. Makes 2,000 year old Redwoods look like party favors. Yep.
 
Usually I'd post some witty and perverted comment, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Not after what's happened.
 
Perhaps what you need is to give someone a nice brisk kick IN NEH NUTZ!!! :kitty:
 
John Clark, maybe I should kick you and you're owner in the nuts:|
 
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