Harlan Ellison to die at convention
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Archibald Nixon
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Questions: will Connie Willis grab his crotch before he croaks? Will James Cameron send Summer Glau back in time to 1964 to fuck a 30-year-old Ellison to death and give him authorship of "Demon with a Glass Hand" at age 10? Will Ted White shoot him to take back the record collection he rightly won in a bet? Will Gary Groth and Michael Fleisher show up with AK-47's and pull a Harris/Klebold on the whole room?
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CaptainWacky
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WILL HE HAVE SCOTTY DEALING DRUGS?
CaptainWacky
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He won't even fogive Rodenberry when they're both in Hell.
Mystique
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I keep forgetting that Roddenberry's in hell for fucking Nichelle Nichols.
NeonMercuryASH
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And fucking up City on the Edge of Forever
CaptainWacky
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He was a great guy.
NeonMercuryASH
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Great guy? He was a fabulous guy.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I WON'T HAVE THAT.
NeonMercuryASH
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why not?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Harlan Ellison: Still not dead.
NeonMercuryASH
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I know. I visit his site from time to time.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
And still filing lawsuits.
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Well, he's gotta hame some source of income.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
I read the affidavit. Harlan Ellison really's got FOX by the balls. They[Fox] did such a lame job of covering it up, you can still see the marks the training wheels left, when they ran roughshod over his house, EllisonWonderland. It's called Unka Harlan fries a chicken.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Still not dead!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
No one's Stan Lee. Not even Stan Lee.