Harlan Ellison to die at convention

[CaptainWacky]

http://blastr.com/2010/09/dont-miss-harlan-ellisons.php

Get your tickets! He can sense it!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Questions: will Connie Willis grab his crotch before he croaks? Will James Cameron send Summer Glau back in time to 1964 to fuck a 30-year-old Ellison to death and give him authorship of "Demon with a Glass Hand" at age 10? Will Ted White shoot him to take back the record collection he rightly won in a bet? Will Gary Groth and Michael Fleisher show up with AK-47's and pull a Harris/Klebold on the whole room?


Your Google-fodder-for-the-day brought to you by Archibald Nixon.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WILL HE HAVE SCOTTY DEALING DRUGS?

 

[Mystique]

I wonder if he will forgive Gene Roddenberry before he dies?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He won't even fogive Rodenberry when they're both in Hell.

 

[Mystique]

He won't even fogive Rodenberry when they're both in Hell.

I keep forgetting that Roddenberry's in hell for fucking Nichelle Nichols.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

And fucking up City on the Edge of Forever

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was a great guy.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Great guy? He was a fabulous guy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WON'T HAVE THAT.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

why not?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Harlan Ellison: Still not dead.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I know. I visit his site from time to time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And still filing lawsuits.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Well, he's gotta hame some source of income.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I read the affidavit. Harlan Ellison really's got FOX by the balls. They[Fox] did such a lame job of covering it up, you can still see the marks the training wheels left, when they ran roughshod over his house, EllisonWonderland. It's called Unka Harlan fries a chicken.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still not dead!

 

[Cody]

He was no Stan Lee though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No one's Stan Lee. Not even Stan Lee.

 

[Cody]

No one's Stan Lee. Not even Stan Lee.

Bullshit:

Jeri Ryan


Ok now who do you get in line for?

(lol fag think again)