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Has Yub taken over Loktar's mind?

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
Ferengi boners indeed!
 
Indeed!

ALL HAIL EWOKS! OUR TRUE LORDS AND MASTERS!
 
If it's boring, why are you laughing?
 
oh i forgot that from ppl like you,when some1 post lol,you really think that user is laughin
get a life kid
seriously
 
I totally had to ask Dork Lord what Ferengei Boner meant LOL! Cuz I was like, "OMG a Boner and and I don't know about it?"
I'm such a whore!
But I think that user name was given to someone else, so who knows anyway now.
 
I was so shocked you didn't know what a Ferengei was!
 
Who else is Yub Mentally controling? Is he controling me to necro this thread and ask??? What thoughts are mine own? Are any of them???? Am I chained in a basement being forced to post like a puppet on the strings. GAWD, my nose itches. Hopefully, Yub will make me scratch it.
 
Who else is Yub Mentally controling? Is he controling me to necro this thread and ask??? What thoughts are mine own? Are any of them???? Am I chained in a basement being forced to post like a puppet on the strings. GAWD, my nose itches. Hopefully, Yub will make me scratch it.

I'm just looking forward to the bi-annual Free Will Friday coming up Oct 31.
 
Me too. Im gonna get some candy.

Wait. On the day I have freewill, will I relly want candy? Is Yub telling me I want candy, so on the day I get freewill, he'll have swayed my decision anyway? ARGGG!!!!!
 
Me too. Im gonna get some candy.

Wait. On the day I have freewill, will I relly want candy? Is Yub telling me I want candy, so on the day I get freewill, he'll have swayed my decision anyway? ARGGG!!!!!

Yes Yub tells us of the joys of candy so our teeth will one day rot and he wouldn't live in fear of us biting it off when we pleasure his throbbing member.
 
My ways are my ways. Just be thankful Ewoks are nice masters.
 
If you tell me that Im to be thankful, then I shall be. Therefore, Im very thankful.
 
Mind controlz!!
 
Yub tried to control my mind once, he got a headache ;)
 
I WILL NEVER CEASE TRYING, MR. PICKLE
 
Yub tried to control my mind once, he got a headache ;)

Yub may have my mind, but the ladies of TK timeshare my heart and penis, Jesus owns my soul, and Pickle owns my ass. Still many many major organs available. Any takers?
 
I am making sure you don't know.
 
Yub may have my mind, but the ladies of TK timeshare my heart and penis, Jesus owns my soul, and Pickle owns my ass. Still many many major organs available. Any takers?

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