Hate my stupid physical form

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Can't wait until we all live on computers.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Well I effectively do, but I still have this pointless flesh encasing me.
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
It's good for petting cats and eating ice cream. try that when you're a computer.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'd just run ICE-CREAM-EATING-CAT-PETTING-SUBROUTINE.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I have holes in my brain.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
My cock hurts.
 

'Gear

RIP 1970~2018
Find a ball height ledge or table and give him a sharp downward whack. Kind of a who's-the-boss sort of thing.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Our bodies are designed to bring disappointment to our efforte and create walls before our dreams.

As a consolation prize, we get genitals.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I just masturbate way too much.
 
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