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Hate my stupid physical form

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Can't wait until we all live on computers.
 
You don't? Weirdo.
 
Well I effectively do, but I still have this pointless flesh encasing me.
 
It's your spacesuit.
 
It's good for petting cats and eating ice cream. try that when you're a computer.
 
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I'd just run ICE-CREAM-EATING-CAT-PETTING-SUBROUTINE.
 
Our human form must pointlessly be covered up in clothes
 
Our human form must pointlessly be covered up in clothes

Its not pointless, noone wants to see their female/male relatives naked.

Unless you live in the Deep South.
 
I think people in some parts of the Shallow South may have the same propensity.
 
I have holes in my brain.
 
Mine's wrinkled and covered (mostly) by a lexan shell.
 
My cock hurts.
 
Find a ball height ledge or table and give him a sharp downward whack. Kind of a who's-the-boss sort of thing.
 
That is the other thing
our bodies
cause us pain
 
Our bodies are designed to bring disappointment to our efforte and create walls before our dreams.

As a consolation prize, we get genitals.
 
I just masturbate way too much.
 
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