Have I been bad?

[Cranky Bastard]

Oh come on. I'm more harmless than Eloisel, if that can be believed.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I'm more harmless than the three of you combined.

And some actually believe that.

 

[DarthSikle]

They were afraid of me; wouldn't even let me in after I submitted my registration.

I mean, shit, speaking seriously for a moment, I'm a pretty crappy troll. Just an old, sarcastic bastard. Yet, they pissed their pants at the thought I might post something there.

Nope. I asked Cait a personal favour about not letting you in. You said something very mean to me at TV once and I have been holding a grudge ever since.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Nope. I asked Cait a personal favour about not letting you in. You said something very mean to me at TV once and I have been holding a grudge ever since.

Making people cry is fun, especially at Christmas.

 

[eloisel]

Oh come on. I'm more harmless than Eloisel, if that can be believed.

I believe it.

Eloisel is harmless. She likes soft, slightly pornographic pictures of hunky half-naked men, naughty jokes, chocolate and ice tea. It isn't her anyone needs to worry about. However, eloisel has a dark side you don't want to meet. The dark eloisel has a rather tight lipped, self-satisfied little smile that doesn't come from being sweet.

 

[jack]

 

[eloisel]

Cranky Bastard = with silver hair!

Consider that practice makes perfect and I've been quite diligent in the practice over a long period of time.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I respect all women that go natural. Told The Harlot if she dyes her hair I won't love her anymore.

I also told her if she got fake tits like most insecure, loser women of today do, that I would make her earn the money back by pimping out titty-fucks.

I think I'm getting my way.

 

[Gagh]

MARMITE PINWHEEL.

 

[eloisel]

I respect all women that go natural. Told The Harlot if she dyes her hair I won't love her anymore.

I also told her if she got fake tits like most insecure, loser women of today do, that I would make her earn the money back by pimping out titty-fucks.

I think I'm getting my way.

lol
I adores you, Cranky. But, someday Harlot will go hormonal and that'll be a promise, not a threat. We women get nasty when we go hormonal.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Yeah, will need to pump her full of green tea and vitamins. I don't think we want to do hormone replacement.

 

[jack]

The only time I've ever seen a hormone is when I didn't pay her.

 

[Ironclad]

Can we go back to discussing The Harlot's lingerie and Cranky's new career in the "Service Mammary Management" business please?

 

[eloisel]

The only time I've ever seen a hormone is when I didn't pay her.

lol

no - been having some hormone surges the past few years. The youngish cutie pie guy that works at my local drive-thru store and shamelessly flirts with me - I've had to tell him to knock it off. He's going to be all over me one night when I'm hormonal, then I'll turn it around on him. He would learn the meaning of "too hot to handle." He might think he's up to that but then I'd have to live with the guilt of corrupting that young man for the rest of my life.

 

[eloisel]

Can we go back to discussing The Harlot's lingerie and Cranky's new career in the "Service Mammary Management" business please?

You can. No one is stopping you.

 

[jack]

lol

no - been having some hormone surges the past few years. The youngish cutie pie guy that works at my local drive-thru store and shamelessly flirts with me - I've had to tell him to knock it off. He's going to be all over me one night when I'm hormonal, then I'll turn it around on him. He would learn the meaning of "too hot to handle." He might think he's up to that but then I'd have to live with the guilt of corrupting that young man for the rest of my life.

Nah, he'd fuck your brains out explosively and you'd love it, and then he'd continue to flirt shamelessly with you at the drive thru at a much higher level of eros.

Sounds like fun to me.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Youngish? Do tell. Or, if you're hormonal right now, "splain, Lucy."

 

[eloisel]

Ahh... lesson about older women and their attitude towards sex:

Older women have generally already been married and aren't interested in doing it again unless the guy is really something special, we've had a lobotomy, and the good drugs are being intravenously fed to us 24/7. In other words, when we want sex, that is what we want - not love, marriage, kids, and a house with a washer/dryer combo. When we are hormonal, knowing what pleases us, we excel at aggressively urging our partner to please us. That wet spot - ain't our problem cause we're not sleeping in it. Call us slut, hussy, whore, whatever ... but if we had a good time, we'll call you later and you'll be anxiously waiting.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Filthy!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

:twisted: