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Do you think that when the guy who invented the bong thought of it a black light popped up over his head?
 
I WISH THERE WAS A 24-HOUR SPENCER GIFTS STORE IN MY AREA.
 
I'D GET YOU A CARD THAT SAID, "FANCY A GOOD ROGERING?" THAT HAD A PIC OF ROGER MOORE NAKED ON THE COVER.
 
ANGEL IS BETTER BECAUSE WESLEY SHOT HIS DAD
 
FIREFLY IS BETTER BECAUSE KAYLEE AND INARA ARE HOT.
AND MALCOLM KICKS ASS AND CHEWS BUBBLEGUM. AND HE'S ALL OUT OF GUM. IMHO!
 
NO FIREFLY WAS GOOD BUT IT DIDN'T LAST LONG ENOUGH AND I'LL ADMIT IT WAS COOL WHEN THAT BLACK GUY ASKED KAYLEE IF SHE'S EVER BEEN RAPED BUT ANGEL TALKED ABOUT RAPE TOO SO YOU CAN'T SAY FIREFLY'S BETTER BECAUE OF RAPE BECAUSE THAT WOUDLN't BE TREU. RAPE.
 
BARNEY MILLER WAS BETTER THAN FIREFLY BECAUSE IT HAD ABE VIGODA YALL REPRESENT!!

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But they both had Ron Glass, who I unfortunatly have seen naked on some old 70s porn playing cards
 
EVEN I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT OMG but I bet I had that deck too :(
 
I dont know what was scarier, the cock or the afro
 
Did the cock have its own afro?
 
25 years of metally blocking the image means I cant give you that answer
 
Must have been some hypnotist to get those long-lasting results.

*CLAPS THREE TIMES* REMEMBER THE MEMBER LOL
 
Damn you!

It was curly, cut and the glans was pale
 
When was Ron Glass in Angel?
 
He wasnt, he was in Barney Miller
 
OH REALLY (O RLY)
 
BACK TO KAYLEE WHO WOULDN'T DO HER?
 
BUT WOULD YOU GIVE HER SURPRISE SEX?
 
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