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The Question said:I once seduced myself. Took myself out to dinner and a movie. Things were going great -- in the middle of the picture, I couldn't help but notice that my hand was resting on my thigh. And when it got to the scary part, I jumped into my arms and trembled like a frightened kitten, which gave me the opportunity to cuddle with myself.
Later, I took myself out dancing and I got even closer to myself, if ya know what I mean. Well, I was having a great time when I walked myself over to the bar and started buying myself drinks. Needless to say, things went without a hitch, and before I knew it, I'd taken me back to my place. I think you know how the story goes from there.![]()
Henoch said:...by telling her yer gonna get her a heroin fix?
And after you fucked her, told her to get the fuck out cause she's a doped up whore!??
And then laughed when she threatened to kill you?
Just askin'.
Sarek said:SHUT THE FUCK UP HENOCH!
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