Have you had your Valentine's Wank yet?

[CaptainWacky]

You know, as you always do on February 14th, when you wank over soemone and think about them which such intensity that the person can actually sense of your wanking and feels happy knowing that someone is tossing themself off to them on such a special day? HAVE YOU ALL DONE THAT YET?

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'm waiting until chat!

 

[FBI parte due]

I've already had my Valentine's Wank.

It was over Tomtrek.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're not supposed to say who it was over, now it won't come true!

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Dr Dave]

I have not had my Valentine's wank yet.

 

[Gagh]

I have my picture of Darth Maul's lower-half ready.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I guess it was after midnight, so technically yes.

 

[Cassie]

I'm waiting for a special wank moment.

 

[Tisiphone]

I was just thinking about having a quick one before my date.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Wait, what? Why would you do that?

 

[Consumer]

Large Richard, it's ok when a woman does that.

It's like self-service foreplay.

 

[Loktar]

I'll wank once the rest of the family is asleep or otherwise preoccupied.

 

[Tisiphone]

^^Wait, what? Why would you do that?

LoL. Um cuz i like that nice glow look before a date.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's cheaper than Oil of Olay. And more fun.

 

[Cassie]

Wankentine's day!

I still haven't had a wank. I felt like it earlier but I got busy doing other things and now I don't know if I'll remember to do it before I go to sleep.

 

[Consumer]

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO INVENTED WANKING ANYWAY.

 

[Dr Dave]

Saint Wank.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I'm having it RIGHT NOW.