Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

signing copies of their cover of this week’s OK! Magazine

I knew it couldn't have been a book. Totally out of their wheelhouse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Paula Hamilton could write one for them.

 

[headvoid]

They were really late.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...rotect-crazed-fans-signing.html#axzz2JqWbsV5g

On the video I particularly like the fake kiss they gave each other...

 

[CaptainWacky]

FIFTEEN GUARDS! What if there were rapes going on RIGHT NEXT DOOR in the place where the guards would usually be guarding?

 

[headvoid]

You will be surprised to know that there were not in fact fifteen guards. I know it will come as a shock to you that the Daily Mail may not be 100% accurate.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What!

I hope Speidi's bodies were still safe.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They were. They are made of plasticine. Very durable.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're the real Wallace and Gromit remake?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

More like 2 Thunderbirds who were taken home by one of the puppeteers, and his 8 year old has been pulling the strings all this time.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Speidi to star in new CG Thunderbirds reboot?

"Fuck. They'd be'er not", exclaimed Danny Dyer, who has been cast as Parker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wasn't there already an unsuccessful CGI Thunderbirds?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, that was an unsuccessful CGI Captain Scarlet.

Of course I quite liked it anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Thunderbirds had a live action movie directed by Jonathan Frakes which was described as "worse than Metal Htiler."