Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
HEY MENTY I TOOK A WEEK OFF FROM FACEBOOK LAST WEEK, I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. BUT SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE EVEN A SHORT BREAK FROM THE MINE FIELD?
THINK ABOOT IT!
THINK ABOOT IT!
HEY MENTY
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
HEY MENTY, BERTHA FAYE
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OH MY GOD I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT, WHAT IF MENTY SAW THIS THREAD BUT SAW IT HAD 100 REPLIES AND ASSUMED IT WAS JUST AN OLD THREAD THAT I'D BUMPED AND NOT A NEW THREAD THAT HE MUST REPLY TO, WOULDN'T THAT BE HORRIBLE?
MAYBE THE ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE HIS RETURN IS FOR ME TO START FIFTY "HEY MENTY" THREADS AND STICKY THEM ALL, SO THAT THE ENTIRE FIRST PAGE OF THE MINE FIELD IS NOTHING BUT "HEY MENTY" THREADS. THAT WAY HE CAN POSSIBLY MISS THEM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS?
GUYS?
MAYBE THE ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE HIS RETURN IS FOR ME TO START FIFTY "HEY MENTY" THREADS AND STICKY THEM ALL, SO THAT THE ENTIRE FIRST PAGE OF THE MINE FIELD IS NOTHING BUT "HEY MENTY" THREADS. THAT WAY HE CAN POSSIBLY MISS THEM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS?
GUYS?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
It works for Love Child in the Badlands!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
At this point, I'm going to make a new HEY MENTY banner for the board...
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Alright, I'll do it for SHITS AND GIGGLES!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'LL ONLY POST IN THIS ONE AS THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY DEADLY SERIOUS AND MEANS A GREAT DEAL TO ME.
HEY MENTY.
HEY MENTY.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
IT DOES OCCUR TO ME THAT MY "I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED TO TALK TO MENTY" THREAD WAS POSTED RELATIVELY RECENTLY, BUT IT'S JUST THE WAY HE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISAPPEARS, LIKE HE COMPLETELY FORGETS THE BOARD EVEN EXISTS THAT GETS TO ME, YES OBVIOUSLY I WANT HIM POSTING CONSTANTLY BECAUSE I'M SEXUALLY OBSESSED WITH HIM, BUT EVEN BEING REASONABLE I JUST DON'T GET AT ALL HOW HE CAN'T EVEN LIKE LOAD THE BOARD ONCE A DAY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE REALLY THE BOARD ACTUALLY LOADS QUITE FAST NOW AND I'VE ALWAYS FOUND THIS A REALLY HASSLE FREE AND EASY BOARD TO POST ON, SO I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY AND MENTY YOU KNOW ME QUITE WELL AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY MIND IS LIKE AND YOU KNOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THINGS, YOU KNEW I WAS LIKE THIS WHEN YOU MARRIED ME SO I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I KEEP BUMPING THIS FUCKING THREAD EVERY FUCKING DAY AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT AND I WANT TO GET IT AND THIS THREAD WASN'T REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE "I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT..." THREAD WHEN I ORIGINALLY POSTED IT IT'S JUST THAT I KEPT BUMPING IT BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP AND WON'T STOP BECAUSE THEN I WOULDN'T BE WACKY ANYMORE AND IHOPE YOU DON'T THINK I HATE YOU BECAUSE I DON'T, YOU'RE NOT TOMTREK AFTER ALL LOL, SO YEAH JUST EXPLAINING MYSELF A BIT BECAUSE I CONSTANTLY WORRY ABOUT EVERY FUCKING THINGS.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Seph is here, WHY isn't that enough for you greedy people!??
Because we need someone who doesn't "hate" us, call us cunts, and talk about shattering our patellas and spilling our guts to protect us.
(I is scared)*
*not really
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I find it quite charming.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
ANOTHER REASON I KEEP BUMPING THIS THREAD IS BECAUSE IT'S EASIER THAN POSTING A NEW "THINGOFTHEDAY" WHERE I WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, SO I JUST "TALK" TO MENTY INSTEAD. REALLY THIS THREAD ISN'T ABOUT MENTY AT ALL BUT RATHER A REFLECTION OF MY VERY SOUL.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
MENTY WHY DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT SOME PEOPLE JUST COMPLETELY DISAPPEAR FROM THE MINE FIELD. NOW THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS THAT THEY'RE SICK OF MY CRAP, BUT I THINK WE SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER LESS LIKELY POSSIBILITIES TOO. SOME MIGHT THINK IT'S BECASUE PEOPLE HAVE BUSY LIVES AND THINGS TO DO, BUT SURELY PEOPLE ALWAYS HAD BUSY LIVES AND THINGS TO DO. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF A DRAGON NAMED MARK CHEESESTAIN WHO FEEDS OFF THE POTENTIAL MINE FIELD POSTS OF FORMER MINE FIELDERS AND THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T POST. HE DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE, NOT MARK CHEESESTAIN. HE'S NOT THAT KIND OF DRAGON. BUT SAY BIG DICK MCGEE IS THINKING OF POSTING "LIBERALS ARE SO STUPID THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE FEET LOL!" IN HIS BRAIN. MARK CHEESESTAIN WOULD DETECT THAT. THEN HE'LL EAT THAT THOUGHT USING HIS MAGIC POWERS. THEN THE THOUGHT WILL BE GONE AND BDM WON'T THINK IT ANYMORE AND WON'T NEED TO POST IN THE MINE FIELD. SO HE'LL GO RIDE BICYCLES WITH LAKER GIRL INSTEAD. OR LIKE IF ISHCABITTLE IS ABOUT TO POST "HI CASSIE" THAT FUCKING DRAGON WILL SUCK IT OUT OF HIS EARS. WITH MAGIC. AND THEN CASSIE WILL NEVER KNOW THAT ISCHCABITTLE WAS GOING TO SAY HI TO HER.
OR MAYBE IT'S FUCKING FACEBOOK AND TWITTER I DON'T KNOW.
OR MAYBE IT'S FUCKING FACEBOOK AND TWITTER I DON'T KNOW.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
RAW IS WAR'S A THORN IN YOUR EYE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NEVER.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD NOW.
SHOULD...
LOL.
THAT'LL BE THE FUCKING DAY.
I'M IN THIS TOO DEEP NOW.
HOW DO I KNOW THE "MENTALIST" WHO POSTED TODAY IS THE "MENTY" I KNOW AND LOVE (MASTURBATE OVER)? HE COULD BE ANYONE. WHY IS HIS NAME "MENTALIST" AND NOT "MENTY" LIKE I REMEMBER IT BEING? SUSPICIOUS.
I WON'T BELIEVE IT'S THE REAL DEAL UNTIL HE REPLIES TO EVERY THREAD ON THE FIRST FIVE PAGES OF THE MINE FIELD.
THAT'S A PERFECTLY REASONABLE DEMAND, RIGHT?
NIMMINY FUCKSTICKS.
SHOULD...
LOL.
THAT'LL BE THE FUCKING DAY.
I'M IN THIS TOO DEEP NOW.
HOW DO I KNOW THE "MENTALIST" WHO POSTED TODAY IS THE "MENTY" I KNOW AND LOVE (MASTURBATE OVER)? HE COULD BE ANYONE. WHY IS HIS NAME "MENTALIST" AND NOT "MENTY" LIKE I REMEMBER IT BEING? SUSPICIOUS.
I WON'T BELIEVE IT'S THE REAL DEAL UNTIL HE REPLIES TO EVERY THREAD ON THE FIRST FIVE PAGES OF THE MINE FIELD.
THAT'S A PERFECTLY REASONABLE DEMAND, RIGHT?
NIMMINY FUCKSTICKS.