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HEY MENTY

OH MY GOD MENTY YOU NEED TO GET IN CHAT RIGHT NOW, TOMTREK'S GONE NUTS, HE'S SWEARING AND EVERYTHING, HE SAID HE'S GOT "NOTHING LEFT TO FUCKING LOSE" AND HE'S TELLING US ALL HOW HE THINKS ABOUT US AND LET ME TELL YOU IT ISN'T PRETTY AT ALL I KNOW IT'S ONLY WORDS BUT IT REALLY HURTS, HOLY FUCK DOES IT HURT, HE'S GONE OFF THE DEEPEND, MENTY, HE SAYS HE'LL ONLY STOP IF YOU COME IN CHAT, PLEASE HURRY, HE'S SAYING SUCH VILE THINGS, I JUST SHAT MYSELF A LITTLE, HOLY FUCK HE'S CRAZY, HE JUST TOLD SUSIE TO SHUT UP AND SHE DID, THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE, I'M SCARED.
 
MENTY YOU'RE MEANER THAN CHEVY CHASE OR SO DEAD CHRIS FARLEY TELLS ME HHE ALSO SAYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST TALK TO THE BOY IN THIS FREAKIN THREAD! TALK TO THE BOY IN CHAT! TALK TO THE BOY IN SKINOFEVILS VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
 
HEY MENTY I JUST COMPLETELY RANDOMLY STARTED PLAYING NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS ON DS TODAY FOR NO REASON AT ALL. I'M CRAZY. I'D DO ANTYING. MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL INJECT HEROIN OR KILL SOMEONE. OR PLAY YOSHI'S ISLAND. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!
 
MENTY IF CJ FROM EGGHEADS IS ON THE NEXT CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, CAN I START BUMPING THE "HASSLE MENTY INTO WATCHING" THREAD AGAIN? I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR SILENCE AS A YES.
 
HOW ABOUT WE GET BRITTA TO ANALYSE MENTY'S BRAIN AND SEE IF SHE CAN BREAK DOWN THE PSYCHOLOGICAL BARRIERS THAT KEEP HIM FROM POSTING IN THE MINE FIELD. THAT COULD WORK. EXCEPT SHE'S NOT A REAL PERSON. THAT COULD BE A STUMBLING BLOCK.
 
HEY MENTY ARE YOU GOING TO COME BACK TO CELEBRATE MY 45,000TH POST WHICH IS MY NEXT POST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT BUT IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING TO COMMENT ON IT I WOULD SAVE IT LIKE A PRECIOUS FLOWER WHICH WOULD ONLY OPEN FOR YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
 
HEY MENTY, I BET IF YOU POSTED IN THE MINE FIELD PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY REPLY TO YOU AND HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOU AND INTERACT WITH YOU IN A MEANINGFUL WAY.
 
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