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Hey, ThatSunrise

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I think Sausageman's handle may have a subtle double meaning.

Like maybe he doesn't actually deliver sausage...Oh wait. Ok, like maybe he doesn't really love sausage...Hold on. Or maybe he isn't really good at working with sausage...damn. Uh...He doesn't really have sausage as a main hobby?...Hmm...No.

So Sausageman is really happy.
 
Most people don't know I payed my way through school being an old timey circus strongman.

The weird thing is me and Sausageman have the same six foot poster. Go figure eh? What are the odds?
 
I twirl sometimes. But only in a very straight sort of way. More of a spin really. Scratch that. Let's just call it a turn.
 
Yep that's me - Rampantly homophobic. I thought everyone knew:shrug:. Heck, I don't even have a gay friend. At least not that I know of...Probably too afraid to come out to me on the chance my close minded intolerance comes lashing out.
 
Gear can't help being homophobic. He used to have to walk by a gay house as a small child and the gay would always run out to the fence and bark at him. It triggered a very deepseated fear of being bitten by a gay which eventually turned to phobia. Once we tried to get him to pet a very small, friendly homo and he had a panic attack. It was sad watching such a strong virile man reduced to tears like that...don't judge.
 
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