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Holy Shit!!! Wordforge is REALLY down now!

polarslam said:
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Elwood's ex-wife not only did the beast with two backs with many other men, but now has taken poor Elwood to the cleaners in a divorce settlement and left him short on funds. I suggest that wealthy British gadfly El Chup take over the board.

IMHO!
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"!" Let us talk via PM of the bankrupt ginger paedophile!
 
Elwood may be bankrupt, but he is no pedophille. He's pretty much asexual thanks to a shotgun demonstration gone bad back in '97.

It's the reason his wife had to go up north and fuck a large group of Yankee's cause what little flaps of skin the doctors managed to save from Elwood crotch are strictly ornamental.

Maybe she got the board in the divorce settlement and is now owner?
 
I have time issues in terms of too many things to do to even think of reforming polarslam in order to acheive admintence to club wordforge. In terms of real life and my marathon and shakes duals I'm afraid my fan base will have to look elsewhere for my unique brand of wit. I suggest they try local homeless shelters or other places where the mentally ill frequent, like the bus depot.
 
polarslam said:
I have time issues in terms of too many things to do to even think of reforming polarslam in order to acheive admintence to club wordforge. In terms of real life and my marathon and shakes duals I'm afraid my fan base will have to look elsewhere for my unique brand of wit. I suggest they try local homeless shelters or other places where the mentally ill frequent, like the bus depot.
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How come every time you're allowed back to WF you try and get banned as soon as possible? ;)
 
polarslam said:
I have time issues in terms of too many things to do to even think of reforming polarslam in order to acheive admintence to club wordforge. In terms of real life and my marathon and shakes duals I'm afraid my fan base will have to look elsewhere for my unique brand of wit. I suggest they try local homeless shelters or other places where the mentally ill frequent, like the bus depot.
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They know about your real dual there too. Chris, ashamed of his defeat at the hands of the Axeworthy family, installed a hack to look through rep comments left, and found something dubious. But for some reason, Nick has not banned him yet.
 
Dan Leach said:
How come every time you're allowed back to WF you try and get banned as soon as possible? ;)
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I only tried to get banned in the past as a brave poltical statement regarding silly rules allowing me to say that Dan Leach likes to torture and rape senior citizens with Down's Syndrome, but forbiding me the more accurate statement that Dan Leach would accept a hand job from a 12 year old girl.

Bannings since them have been stritcly targeted which hunts stomping on unpopular opinins such as the death of Voayger fans is kinda funny.
 
Dr. Hoo said:
Gagh is a tax inspector who's apparently dealt with the returns of people who make "in excess of £100K a year". He attended Brighton Polytechnic. He also got quite shirty when I commented on the obesity of a cricketer back at TBBS. In short: a chubby, bitter, public servant. Pay him no heed.
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say....no....more.

£100k eh? That's so....um....not much.
 
polarslam said:
"!"

Elwood's ex-wife not only did the beast with two backs with many other men, but now has taken poor Elwood to the cleaners in a divorce settlement and left him short on funds. I suggest that wealthy British gadfly El Chup take over the board.

IMHO!
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Moi a gadflay? Never, I say, never.
 
polarslam said:
I only tried to get banned in the past as a brave poltical statement regarding silly rules allowing me to say that Dan Leach likes to torture and rape senior citizens with Down's Syndrome, but forbiding me the more accurate statement that Dan Leach would accept a hand job from a 12 year old girl.

Bannings since them have been stritcly targeted which hunts stomping on unpopular opinins such as the death of Voayger fans is kinda funny.
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Isn't it time for some new material polar?
 
El Chupacabra said:
say....no....more.

£100k eh? That's so....um....not much.
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I think he thought by quoting that figure he's have us all in awe of him. Did I mention he went to a Polytechnic? I think his degree is in Envornmental Science, i.e. rat catching.
 
polarslam said:
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Elwood's ex-wife not only did the beast with two backs with many other men, but now has taken poor Elwood to the cleaners in a divorce settlement and left him short on funds. I suggest that wealthy British gadfly El Chup take over the board.

IMHO!
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Good to see a Polarslam post, it's been a while.
 
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Look what I can do!
 
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