CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Batman?"
"No, it's a scientist."
"Batman's a scientist!"
"IT'S NOT BATMAN!"
"No, it's a scientist."
"Batman's a scientist!"
"IT'S NOT BATMAN!"
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I remember wishing it was Batman, too.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Leonard Nimoy was in that episode. AND ONE OTHER.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5.
Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: Of course I do. Weren't you one of the little rascals?
Leonard Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.
Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left.
Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car. [runs off]
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
Barney Gumble: What do you mean? You didn't do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: [chuckles] Didn't I?
[gets "beamed" away, a la "Star Trek"]
Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5.
Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: Of course I do. Weren't you one of the little rascals?
Leonard Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.
Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left.
Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car. [runs off]
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
Barney Gumble: What do you mean? You didn't do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: [chuckles] Didn't I?
[gets "beamed" away, a la "Star Trek"]
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
He revealed the secret of the midgets who opened the automatic doors on the Enterprise.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He voices Smaug in the Hobbit movie.
Conchaga
Let's fuck some shit up
That's not how it went.
Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of homosexual encounters is true. And by true, I mean gay. It all lies in my butt. Gays, they're entertaining. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Leonard Nimoy: I think this dildo has at least 5 speeds.
Quimby: Yes, and may the prostate be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know how gay I am?
Quimby: Of course I do. Weren't you on that queer eye show?
Leonard Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not all straight in the universe. I'm fucking a schoolboy. Good night.
Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten schoolboys left.
Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car. [scampers off]
[wiping the corner of his mouth with his sleeve]
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
Barney Gumble: What do you mean? You didn't do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: [chuckles] Didn't I?
[gets "beamed" away, a la "Star Trek"]
Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of homosexual encounters is true. And by true, I mean gay. It all lies in my butt. Gays, they're entertaining. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Leonard Nimoy: I think this dildo has at least 5 speeds.
Quimby: Yes, and may the prostate be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know how gay I am?
Quimby: Of course I do. Weren't you on that queer eye show?
Leonard Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not all straight in the universe. I'm fucking a schoolboy. Good night.
Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten schoolboys left.
Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car. [scampers off]
[wiping the corner of his mouth with his sleeve]
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
Barney Gumble: What do you mean? You didn't do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: [chuckles] Didn't I?
[gets "beamed" away, a la "Star Trek"]
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'm surprised they got Nimoy to agree to do that (to chuckle.)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I loved the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
GarmmourBoy.
MessengerX
New member
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Why not?
Yub
Anachrophobic
Loktar, you lazy eyed ogre loving slime drooling blood peeing kleptomaniac! You have the brains of a kender and the looks of an ugnaught! You'll listen to the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins and like it or I'll serve it up again for breakfast tomorrow, young man! Just you wait until your father comes home!