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How bout those Cowboys!

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This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.
 
mariner10.jpg


This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.
 
Dallas Cowboys Schedule - Regular Season


Week-1:
Prescott lightens Elliott load as Cowboys top Giants 35-17
Dak Prescott still doesn't want to talk about contract. He was 25-32 for 405 yards and 4 touchdowns. Zeke had 13 carries for 53 yards and a touchdown.

Week-2:
Prescott beats Redskins 31-21 with legs and arms
Prescott passed for 269 yards, three touchdowns and rushed for 69 yards.

Week-3:
Dak Prescott, Cowboys get out of funn, ease past Dolphins 31-6
Prescott threw two touchdowns to Cooper before running for another score. Miami outgained Dallas in the first half (216-204).

Week-4:
Saints top Cowboys 12-10 in defensive struggle
S Vonn Bell's force fumble and two recoveries help New Orleans stifle Dallas offense that had rolled through its first three games.

Week-5:
Aaron Rodgers, Packers at home of Cowboys again in 34-24 win
Rodgers looked quite comfortable at the home of Dallas. RB Aaron Jones had 4 TD's. The first three Green Bay wins over the Cowboys at their 10-year-old stadium were all dramatic. Jones had a career-high 182 scrimmage yards -- 107 rushing and 75 receiving

Week-6:
Sam Dornold throws 2 TD's in return, Jets edge Cowboys 24-22
Darnold gave the struggling Jets offense a huge boost in his return from mononucleosis for their first win. Darnold, finished 23 of 32 for 338 yards. Prescott was 28 of 40 for 277 yards. Elliott finished with 105 yards and a touchdown on 28 carries.

Week-7:
Cowboys run over Eagles, take 1st in NFC East with 37-10 win
The Cowboys (4-3) are back in control of the NFC East after ending a three-game losing streak that clouded the high expectations for the defending division champions following a 3-0 start.

Week-8:
BYE WEEK

Week-9:
Prescott throws for 3 TDs as Cowboys beat Giants again 37-18
Prescott shook off an interception on his first pass and threw for three touchdowns. Elliott ran for a season-high 139 yards. Brett Maher kicked three field goals..... Daniel Jones finished 26 of 41 for 210 yards, including a 65-yard play by Saquon Barkley, his longest reception.

Week-10:
Minnesota (6-3) @ Dallas (5-3) - Sunday, Nov.10


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mariner10.jpg


This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.
 
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mariner10.jpg


This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.
 
Dallas Cowboys Super Bowls

Cowboys Super Bowls:
1996: Dallas Cowboys (27) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (17)
1994: Dallas Cowboys (30) vs. Buffalo Bills (13)
1993: Dallas Cowboys (52) vs. Buffalo Bills (17)
1979: Dallas Cowboys (31) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (35)
1978: Dallas Cowboys (27) vs. Denver Broncos (10)
1976: Dallas Cowboys (17) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (21)
1972: Dallas Cowboys (24) vs. Miami Dolphins (3)

1971: Dallas Cowboys (13) vs. Indianapolis Colts (16)

Won: 1972, 1978, 1993, 1994, 1996

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mariner10.jpg


This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.
 
mariner10.jpg


This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.
 
mariner10.jpg


This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.
 
Mariner 10 got posted here for two reasons.

The first, is that the info about it is genuinely more interesting than random, copy-pasted sports stats.

The second, is that I just hate, hate, HATE the Dallas Cowboys.
 
Mariner 10 got posted here for two reasons.

The first, is that the info about it is genuinely more interesting than random, copy-pasted sports stats.

The second, is that I just hate, hate, HATE the Dallas Cowboys.
Yeah I hate the Cowboys too. Hate that they keep winning. At this rate it's gonna be Patriots vs Cowboys in the Superbowl.
 
LOL I doubt that. May be possible but not probable. The Cowboys suck shit. The Giants game was entertaining til the 4th quarter.
 
Also, Cowboys fans? Tend to be some of the most unbearably smug asswipes EVER. Basically, imagine if you took the Omegas from "Animal House" - the rich fraternity, home to Chip Diller, Doug Niedermeyer, and Greg Marmalard - and combined them with your typical "laughing anime noblewoman", and you'd have someone similar to your average Cowboys fan.

I mean, seriously, imagine seeing the Omegas laugh like this:


And those are Cowboys fans.
 
Please tell me you're joking, Menty.

The thought of the consequences of Blackfoot randomly guessing the correct score are.... frightening.
 
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