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Dak Prescott says he will start at QB for Cowboys vs. Lions


Dak Prescott is back.The Dallas Cowboys quarterback said he will start Sunday against the Detroit Lions at AT&T Stadium after going through a full practice on Thursday for the first time since fracturing his right thumb in the season opener. He even made a thumbs-up for the cameras at the end of his media session. Prescott has missed the past five games after needing surgery. Cooper Rush went 4-1 in Prescott's absence to keep the Cowboys' season afloat. With Prescott's return, the Cowboys believe their offensive production will improve while still focusing on a running game featuring Ezekiel Elliott and Tony Pollard.

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NFL MVP watch 2022: Ranking top candidates, including Josh Allen


Six weeks into the 2022 NFL season, the league's Most Valuable Player race is starting to come together, highlighted by a host of quarterbacks emerging as candidates. The leader of the AFC's only one-loss team owns the best Vegas odds and the most first-place votes from our panel, while the QB of the NFL's only remaining undefeated team has skyrocketed through the first third of the season. Those jockeying for the frontrunner spot have 12 more weeks to make their case.


No. 5: LB Micah Parsons, Dallas
2022 stats: 6 sacks, 26 tackles, 1 forced fumble, 2 passes defended
Current odds: +12500
 
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You scratch your arse and smell your finger. You like smelling your butthole, but boy it's a real humdinger this time. You shot out two earlier in the day after a miller's instant coffee, but it's all such a haze - did you remember to wipe the second time? Oh yeah, now it comes back to you. You fell asleep on the fucking toilet. Shit, and you thought you'd already wiped. Aw man, fuck. FUCK. How did it come to this, you sack of shit. You just chop the gin and load up - fuck the ice. But the bottle is down to a 1/4. You thought the bottle would last the weekend, but you hit it extra hard last night. But who are you kidding, you always hit it extra hard. Those pricks at TrollKingdom - they fucking get you so worked up. It doesn't matter how much copypasta you do, it never fills the void. You know the truth when you stare at your shitty little room you and your antiquated PC sit in. Deep, deep down, you know if they could see you for the wretch you are, you'd lose - instantly. You know you're a loser. And, you know they know too. But you push it away. You can't change any of it - you're too weak.

What about the gin? Suns going down and you want to be fully buzzed before hitting up Venooker. You want to be passed out by midnight, so on ya bike. Aw but you hate the walk of shame. What about the butthole? Don't worry, you'll be in and out. Just keep your head down, don't make eye contact and hand over the credit card. Think of the relief when you walk back through front door - the clang of the bottles in your carry bag ringing in another night of reality-smashing oblivion.
 

How bout those Cowboys!

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Dallas Cowboys Super Bowls
Although the Dallas Cowboys haven’t had a Super Bowl win or appearance since 1996, their fans expect them to be there each and every year. The Dallas Cowboys have been there eight times throughout their history, tied with only one other team, the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Cowboys Super Bowls:
1996: Dallas Cowboys (27) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (17)

1994: Dallas Cowboys (30) vs. Buffalo Bills (13)
1993: Dallas Cowboys (52) vs. Buffalo Bills (17)

1979: Dallas Cowboys (31) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (35)
1978: Dallas Cowboys (27) vs. Denver Broncos (10)
1976: Dallas Cowboys (17) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (21)
1972: Dallas Cowboys (24) vs. Miami Dolphins (3)
1971: Dallas Cowboys (13) vs. Indianapolis Colts (16)

Dallas Cowboys Super Bowls are an impressive number in the NFL. Through their hard work and dedication to the sport, they continue to improve, grow, and strive for their next Super Bowl appearance. The fans are ready.



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Detroit (6) @ Dallas (24)

Ezekiel Elliott (57 yards on 15 carries) ran for two 1-yard touchdowns and Tony Pollard rushed 12 times for 83 yards. Dak Prescott (19 of 25 for 207 yards) threw for a score in his return from injury while the Dallas Cowboys leaned on their defense again in a 24-6 victory over the Detroit Lions. - Goff was 21 of 26 for 228 yards. Williams was effective with 79 yards on 15 carries, but had the critical mistake that kept the Lions from taking a fourth-quarter lead. The Lions (1-5) got a solid showing for three quarters from the NFL's worst defense, but coach Dan Campbell fell to 0-11-1 on the road with the Lions.

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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Schedule

Preseason: (2 - 1)

Week 1: Aug. 13 at Denver L
Journeymen Josh Johnson leads Broncos' backups past Cowboys 17-7
Johnson, who's 36 years old and playing for his 14th NFL team, threw a pair of first-half touchdown passes. Cooper Rush got the start for Dallas and was 12 of 20 for 84 yards and an interception. Broncos QB Russell Wilson sat this one out along with Cowboys QB Dak Prescott.

Week 2: Aug 20 at Los Angeles Chargers W
Ka'Vontae Turpin has kickoff, punt return TD's: Cowboys beat Chargers 32-18
The Dallas wide receiver became the first player in nine seasons to have kickoff and punt return touchdowns in the same game. the last player to run back a punt and kickoff in the same game — preseason, regular season or playoffs was Detroit's Jeremy Ross on Dec. 8, 2013, against Philadelphia.

Week 3: Aug 26 vs. Seattle W
Seahawks pick Geno Smith starter after preseason lost to Cowboys 27-26
The Seahawks are entering a new era after trading the Super Bowl winner and 10-year starter Wilson to Denver. Will Grier threw for 88 yards and 2 TD's, The defense had 4 INT for the Cowboys


Regular Season: (4 - 2)

Week 1: Sept. 11 vs. Tampa Bay L
Brady, Buds throttle Cowboys 19-3 as Prescott injures hand
Tom Brady and Mike Evans connected on a punctuating touchdown, Leonard Fournette ran for 127 yards. - A rough night for Prescott got worse after his right hand struck a defender when throwing a pass in the fourth quarter.

Week 2: Sept. 18 vs. Cincinnati W
Maher lifts Rush, Cowboys over Burrow, Bengals, 20-17
Brett Maher kicked a 50-yard field goal as time expired. Rush is now 2-0 as an NFL starter. The Cowboys sacked Burrow six times in the first three quarters. The Bengals are the first defending AFC champion to start 0-2 since Denver.


Week 3: Sept. 26 at New York Giants W
Lamb's 1-handed TD catch gives Dallas 23-16 win over Giants
Lamb finished with eight catches for 87 yards, but also dropped a potential 52-yard TD pass. Rush threw for 210 yards. Jones finished 20 of 37 for 196 yards and ran nine times for 79 yards. Barkley finished with 81 yards on 14 carries.


Week 4: Oct. 2 vs. Washington W
Backup QB Rush wins again, as Cowboys beat Commanders 25-10
The three Rush-led victories this season for the Cowboys (3-1) have been the defending NFC East champs lost their opener to Tampa Bay. Washington outgained Dallas 297 yards to 279 but had several promising drives stalled by penalties, and flags

Week 5: Oct. 9 at Los Angeles Rams W
Dominant D puts Cowboys past Rams 22-10 for 4th straight win
The Cowboys' impressive start to the season without Dak Prescott is also very real and not even the defending Super Bowl champions could slow them down. Cooper Rush remained unbeaten as the Cowboys' fill-in starter despite passing for just 102 yards

Week 6: Oct. 16 at Philadelphia L
Eagles improve to 6-0, Hurts key in 26-17 win over Cowboys
Jalen Hurts threw for 155 yards and two touchdowns, C.J. Gardner-Johnson had two of Philadelphia's three interceptions. Rush threw two interceptions in the first half that led to 10 points for the Eagles


Week 7: Oct. 23 vs. Detroit W
Cowboys lean on defense in Prescott's return, top Lions 24-6
Dallas touchdowns, starting with Trevon Diggs third interception of the season on a diving play inside the Dallas 20 with the Lions leading 6-3. Jared Goff was responsible for four other Detroit turnovers with two interceptions and two fumbles.

Week 8: Oct. 30 vs. Chicago
Week 9: Nov. 7 Bye
Week 10: Nov. 13 at Green Bay
Week 11: Nov. 20 at Minnesota
Week 12: Nov. 24 vs. New York Giants
Week 13: Dec. 4 vs. Indianapolis
Week 14: Dec. 11 vs. Houston
Week 15: Dec. 18 at Jacksonville
Week 16: Dec. 24 vs. Philadelphia
Week 17: Dec. 29 at Tennessee
Week 18: Jan. 7 or 8 at Washington
 

The legend of Cowboys' Emmitt Smith's NFL rushing record and why it might never be broken


Emmitt Smith swears he wasn't going through a midlife crisis last month. "I've been wanting to get a tattoo for many years," the 53-year-old said. "It's just been weird in my head, 'Go ahead, do it. Go ahead." And so, on a September trip to Las Vegas, he did it. Smith had no doubt what the tattoo would be: the Dallas Cowboys star, of course. Then the number 18,355. Fittingly, it's on the outside of his right leg, which helped him become the NFL's all-time leading rusher with 18,355 yards.

Smith played of his 15 seasons for the Cowboys and spent his final two with the Arizona Cardinals before retiring in 2005. He completed "The Triplets" with Irvin and quarterback Troy Aikman when Dallas took him in the first round of the 1990 NFL draft. Smith won three Super Bowls (XXVII, XXVIII, XXX) and was the NFL Most Valuable Player and Super Bowl XXVIII MVP for the 1993 season. Smith won four rushing titles (1991-93, '95) and ran for more than 1,000 yards a record 11 times.
 
Cowboys trade for Raiders DT Johnathan Hankins

Looking to shore up the their run defense, the Dallas Cowboys acquired defensive tackle Jonathan Hankins and a 2024 seventh-round pick from the Las Vegas Raiders for a 2023 sixth-round pick on Tuesday. The Cowboys have allowed 117 or more rushing yards in five of their seven games and rank 20th in run defense in the NFL, allowing 4.4 yards per carry. Hankins was a second-round pick of the New York Giants in 2013. He is in his 10th season after spending the last five seasons with the Raiders. He has started one of five games this season and has been credited with 10 tackles and a pass defended. At 6-foot-3, 340 pounds he brings size to the Cowboys' defensive front.

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Chicago (29) @ Dallas (49)

Dak Prescott kept his legs churning to turn a quarterback sneak into a 25-yard gain. Maybe young standout Dallas linebacker Micah Parsons was taking a cue from his leader. Parsons got up and rumbled to the end zone on a fumble return for his first NFL touchdown. Fields rallied the Bears (3-5) within five after trailing 28-7, but they had already given the momentum back when the second-year pro leapt into the wrong kind of Chicago lore. The Cowboys (6-2) scored touchdowns on their first four possessions for the first time since 2014, two years before Prescott and Elliott arrived as dynamic rookies leading the team to the top seed in the NFC.

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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Schedule

Preseason: (2 - 1)

Week 1: Aug. 13 at Denver L
Journeymen Josh Johnson leads Broncos' backups past Cowboys 17-7
Johnson, who's 36 years old and playing for his 14th NFL team, threw a pair of first-half touchdown passes. Cooper Rush got the start for Dallas and was 12 of 20 for 84 yards and an interception. Broncos QB Russell Wilson sat this one out along with Cowboys QB Dak Prescott.

Week 2: Aug 20 at Los Angeles Chargers W
Ka'Vontae Turpin has kickoff, punt return TD's: Cowboys beat Chargers 32-18
The Dallas wide receiver became the first player in nine seasons to have kickoff and punt return touchdowns in the same game. the last player to run back a punt and kickoff in the same game — preseason, regular season or playoffs was Detroit's Jeremy Ross on Dec. 8, 2013, against Philadelphia.

Week 3: Aug 26 vs. Seattle W
Seahawks pick Geno Smith starter after preseason lost to Cowboys 27-26
The Seahawks are entering a new era after trading the Super Bowl winner and 10-year starter Wilson to Denver. Will Grier threw for 88 yards and 2 TD's, The defense had 4 INT for the Cowboys


Regular Season: (6 - 2)

Week 1: Sept. 11 vs. Tampa Bay L
Brady, Buds throttle Cowboys 19-3 as Prescott injures hand
Tom Brady and Mike Evans connected on a punctuating touchdown, Leonard Fournette ran for 127 yards. - A rough night for Prescott got worse after his right hand struck a defender when throwing a pass in the fourth quarter.

Week 2: Sept. 18 vs. Cincinnati W
Maher lifts Rush, Cowboys over Burrow, Bengals, 20-17
Brett Maher kicked a 50-yard field goal as time expired. Rush is now 2-0 as an NFL starter. The Cowboys sacked Burrow six times in the first three quarters. The Bengals are the first defending AFC champion to start 0-2 since Denver.


Week 3: Sept. 26 at New York Giants W
Lamb's 1-handed TD catch gives Dallas 23-16 win over Giants
Lamb finished with eight catches for 87 yards, but also dropped a potential 52-yard TD pass. Rush threw for 210 yards. Jones finished 20 of 37 for 196 yards and ran nine times for 79 yards. Barkley finished with 81 yards on 14 carries.


Week 4: Oct. 2 vs. Washington W
Backup QB Rush wins again, as Cowboys beat Commanders 25-10
The three Rush-led victories this season for the Cowboys (3-1) have been the defending NFC East champs lost their opener to Tampa Bay. Washington outgained Dallas 297 yards to 279 but had several promising drives stalled by penalties, and flags

Week 5: Oct. 9 at Los Angeles Rams W
Dominant D puts Cowboys past Rams 22-10 for 4th straight win
The Cowboys' impressive start to the season without Dak Prescott is also very real and not even the defending Super Bowl champions could slow them down. Cooper Rush remained unbeaten as the Cowboys' fill-in starter despite passing for just 102 yards

Week 6: Oct. 16 at Philadelphia L
Eagles improve to 6-0, Hurts key in 26-17 win over Cowboys
Jalen Hurts threw for 155 yards and two touchdowns, C.J. Gardner-Johnson had two of Philadelphia's three interceptions. Rush threw two interceptions in the first half that led to 10 points for the Eagles


Week 7: Oct. 23 vs. Detroit W
Cowboys lean on defense in Prescott's return, top Lions 24-6
Dallas touchdowns, starting with Trevon Diggs third interception of the season on a diving play inside the Dallas 20 with the Lions leading 6-3. Jared Goff was responsible for four other Detroit turnovers with two interceptions and two fumbles.

Week 8: Oct. 30 vs. Chicago W
Cowboys' Prescott, Parsons rumble to 49-29 win over Bears
Prescott threw for two touchdowns and ran for another score, and Tony Pollard had 131 yards rushing and a career-best three touchdowns. Parsons scored his first TD. Fields threw for two touchdowns and ran for a score for Chicago (3-5).

Week 9: Nov. 7 Bye
Week 10: Nov. 13 at Green Bay
Week 11: Nov. 20 at Minnesota
Week 12: Nov. 24 vs. New York Giants
Week 13: Dec. 4 vs. Indianapolis
Week 14: Dec. 11 vs. Houston
Week 15: Dec. 18 at Jacksonville
Week 16: Dec. 24 vs. Philadelphia
Week 17: Dec. 29 at Tennessee
Week 18: Jan. 7 or 8 at Washington
 
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