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How can Data's tongue slip?

When I was little I had one of those dolls that peed and pooped.. it came out looking just like it went in.
 
What a rip-off. I would have demanded realistic pee and poop.
 
I have realistic pee and poop functions. But they won't be installed until next Tuesday.
 
Does anyone have Sardy's review of Generations saved (since he deleted all his posts like a fool)?
 
Could it shed some light on Data's poop function?
 
We may never know.
 
Maybe his tongue is coated with Teflon.
 
Maybe it's coated in Doctor Soong's blood.
 
His tongue is probably rough, like a cat's.
 
Data's hot. Since he didn't eat food he probably had a totally intact tongue so I concur. He had all his buds.
 
Data: I GOT ALL MAH TONGUE HOMIES LOL

omg that's so not canon
 
No contractions, so he could say that.
 
Now I'm afraid to open Windows Media Player. I think Data's head will be there.
 
I wonder if Data ever had Geordie install a gay subroutine so they could DO IT.
 
Makes you wonder if one of the "multiple techniques" he was programmed to do included fellatio.

I would think yes, to help speed up the promotion process.
 
lol.. never thought of it that way! I bet Picard called him into his ready room regularly.
 
Hm, well he took dancing lessons and owned a cat...
 
I wonder if Data ever had Geordie install a gay subroutine so they could DO IT.

as a machine, he shouldnt have any prefereces one way or the other, so I doubt Data would give it a second thought if he wanted to pleasure a man.

The series sure would have been a lot different if it were Riker dragging him off to bed instead of Tasha
 
Maybe Doctor Soong gave him his own sexuality brainwaves or something...but then he would have been trying to shag his "mother" in that episode (the one who turned out to be an android too...HMM, in Nemesis they could detect positronic signals from light years away, so how come no one ever detected them off her...OH YEAH, BECAUSE NEMESIS SUCKED.)
 
BUT not as much as Data!
 
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