Well you added me yesterday if that helps.
lol narrows it down anyway. A while back I did a Facebook fail by trying to delete some flashgame friends "ADD ME! I KILL DRAGONS AND SHIT!" while under the influence of demon rum. I ended up deleting all sorts of people, some I know from here, some I know from real life, hell even a couple of relatives I'd forgotten (sorry mom). I blame the alcohol. Really.
Funny part about deleting people is that later, when you sober up, you never notice they're gone right away. Then when you finally see their name again, on the "you might also like" prompt or in another person's profile, you say "Oh hey wasn't I friends with that one?" and you never know whether you deleted them in a drunken haze or they deleted you because that one status update about the horny nuns was too over the top. I can never tell anyway.
So once again, blanket apology: if I was your friend and then not, I apologize for one of the following:
1. Pissing you off with the nun/Bush/Obama/Jesus/politics/religion/hermaphrodite sex joke. But not all at once, that'd be a record.
2. Pissing you off with the stoopid/disgusting/boring youtube clip (see above)
3. Pissing you off by stealing YOUR stoopid youtube clip.
4. Deleting you for thinking you wanted to help me harvest my crops.
5. Deleting you for incessantly asking to water YOUR fucking crops (oh wait, I'm not a bit sorry for this one)
6. Mistaking you for somebody else and guessing wrong.
7. Guessing right and blowing your cover.
8. Pissing you off with the in-comment snark on some extremist douchebag who unbeknownst to me is also your close family friend and godparent to your kids.
9. Pissing you off with snark responding to your own misguided thoughts on fill-in-the-blank.
10. Deleting you because I was sick of your banal shit and then pretending it was the drunken haze when I found out your feelings were hurt.
There that ought to about cover it. Pick whichever apology applies to you, use as directed. Rinse, then repeat. keep all hands inside the apology and personal items secured until the apology is finished, and exit in an orderly fashion to the left. Thankyew...