I added a few of you on twitter

[SaintLucifer]

TWITTER = FOR LOSERS WITH NO LIFE!

TWITTER = FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE BEGGING FOR THE ATTENTION OF OTHERS ('OH, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I AM SUCH A SAD, PATHETIC LOSER WHO NEEDS SOMEONE TO JUSTIFY MY EXISTENCE!'

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yesterday I had 51 Twitter followers, today I have 49. Clearly, I've done something to offend at least two people in the last 12 hours. I have no idea who they were or why I give a shit.

SPAM BOTS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

One of them has since returned. Odd.

 

[Tisiphone]

Mine does that too. Of course, when I say mine, I mean mine switches from 13 to 14, then back to 13.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Yesterday I had 51 Twitter followers, today I have 49. Clearly, I've done something to offend at least two people in the last 12 hours. I have no idea who they were or why I give a shit.

I have no idea who they were or why I give a shit.

This dumbfuck has just made my point for me. Well done, dipshit.

 

[Loktar]

TWITTER = FOR LOSERS WITH NO LIFE!

TWITTER = FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE BEGGING FOR THE ATTENTION OF OTHERS ('OH, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I AM SUCH A SAD, PATHETIC LOSER WHO NEEDS SOMEONE TO JUSTIFY MY EXISTENCE!'

The same arguement could be made for people who type in large oversized yellow font.

 

[SaintLucifer]

The same arguement could be made for people who type in large oversized yellow font.

An odd argument which holds absolutely no relevance to the point I made.

 

[Donovan]

Well the argument could be made for losers who spend years attempting to irrevocably annoy the entire population of the internet.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Well the argument could be made for losers who spend years attempting to irrevocably annoy the entire population of the internet.

Who would be such people? Are you not here? I have only recently returned to this shithole to mock the lesser Americans who populate this dump. What is your excuse?

I was unaware that I 'annoyed' you. Poor bastard. Like I care anyway.

 

[Cassie]

OMG HAI LUCY!

 

[SaintLucifer]

OMG HAI LUCY!

Aw, Cassie missed me... like a bad rash no doubt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mine does that too. Of course, when I say mine, I mean mine switches from 13 to 14, then back to 13.

You should start tweeting about X-MEN.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Carl Sagan's trending (Brian Cox quoted him in his doc tonight without really mentioning that it was a quote). This is good news!

 

[Tisiphone]

You should start tweeting about X-MEN.

Ok. I'll do my first X-Men tweet just for you.

 

[Tisiphone]

Just gotta think of what to write now.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

George Takei has a twitter account.

I once met Patrick Stewart on a flight. I asked, "Aren't you...?" and he turned and said, "Well, aren't YOU!" (Do it in his voice for fun.)

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

(You can also do it in George Takei's voice doing Patrick Stewart's voice for additional fun.)

 

[Donovan]

Who would be such people? Are you not here? I have only recently returned to this shithole to mock the lesser Americans who populate this dump. What is your excuse?

I was unaware that I 'annoyed' you. Poor bastard. Like I care anyway.

You don't. I mostly waver between thinking you're a bad caricature of some other poster and thinking you're probably high-functioning developmentally disabled. Pity is probably a more accurate term.
Isn't your entire schtick that you get banned from every site you go to? So basically you're proud that you're so noxious and unlikeable you can't even maintain civil relationships electronically?

Way to dream big, dude.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I follow Georgie, but hadn't read that tweet. Hehe, can just imagine that situation.