And without the aid of liquor.
Got out of the shower, realised I'd left all the towels upstairs. Ran out of the bathroom and quickly realised I was heading into sub-zero temperatures. Slid on the marble floor, lurched forward and headbutted the doorframe leading into my room.
Contemplated regresing to five years old and screaming like a little bitch, but managed to refrain. Just.
Got out of the shower, realised I'd left all the towels upstairs. Ran out of the bathroom and quickly realised I was heading into sub-zero temperatures. Slid on the marble floor, lurched forward and headbutted the doorframe leading into my room.
Contemplated regresing to five years old and screaming like a little bitch, but managed to refrain. Just.