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I almost knocked myself unconscious today.

Mentalist

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And without the aid of liquor.

Got out of the shower, realised I'd left all the towels upstairs. Ran out of the bathroom and quickly realised I was heading into sub-zero temperatures. Slid on the marble floor, lurched forward and headbutted the doorframe leading into my room.

Contemplated regresing to five years old and screaming like a little bitch, but managed to refrain. Just.
 
Aww, you should have reverted. A good naked-on-marble-floor cry like that is a great release.

And I would have emptied my bank account to see the video :bigass:
 
Mentalist said:
And without the aid of liquor.

Got out of the shower, realised I'd left all the towels upstairs. Ran out of the bathroom and quickly realised I was heading into sub-zero temperatures. Slid on the marble floor, lurched forward and headbutted the doorframe leading into my room.

Contemplated regresing to five years old and screaming like a little bitch, but managed to refrain. Just.
Let me know when that happens and you have no hair...then you will know pain. :laugh:
 
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