I am disturbed by all this anti cat talk

[Dr Dave]

We should talk nicely about cats.

 

[Ilyanna]

you're just afraid they will read it and take it out on you.
Prepare yourself by getting some tuna and catnip, and when they come after you, simply bribe them. After that, they won't hurt you much.

 

['Gear]

Did a cat tell you to write that?

 

['Gear]

I think Dr. Dave has toxoplasmosis.

 

[Ilyanna]

[YOUTUBE]aCw51ZVRpoo[/YOUTUBE]

watch that. seriously. But check your speakers volume first, you might not want to have them on max.

 

['Gear]

I always make my pregnant wife clean the litterbox.

 

[Dr Dave]

I THINK YOU ALL ARE CATIST FOOL NOSES!!!!

 

['Gear]

My name is Riotgear and I am a catist.

 

[Dr Dave]

GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Ilyanna]

I LOVE CATS! I REALLY DO!!! They are independent and mind their own business and are completely honest in expressing interest only when food is being handed to them, and besides, I don't have to walk them out during rain and storm so they can sit on the boardwalk and shit which btw is one of the most ignoble things I can imagine (waiting for one's dog to have a shit, I mean), I mean dogs are really yuck and all and cats clean themselves and only smell when I've forgotten to let them in while the rain is pouring down and even then they have the grace to not jump directly into my bed but instead rub themselves on my carpet until they are dry omfg I can't stop anymore I know I will soon say the k-word and then I will start spamming again and everyone will be angry with me but seriously I LOVE CATS!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Damn right you love cats.

 

[Yub]

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[CaptainWacky]

I'd marry a cat.

 

[Tisiphone]

Kittens are cute. Cats are soul-sucking demons.

 

[Ilyanna]

!

(No, I will not post kitten pics. Predictability is boring. But dammit if it ain't tempting...)

 

[jack]

All this toxoplasmosis talk is hawt.

We put a chair up in front of the cat room to break the dog of his cigar habit.

 

[jack]

Damn right you love cats.

What's up with the cursing? Trying to derail your own thread?

 

['Gear]

Speaking of dogs - Why do they love to eat cat shit so much?

 

[Loktar]

What's up with the cursing? Trying to derail your own thread?

That's just his way. Refer to Dr Dave's sig for further instruction.

 

[Dr Dave]

MORE ANTI CAT TALK!!!!

WILL THIS NEVER END?!