I LOVE CATS! I REALLY DO!!! They are independent and mind their own business and are completely honest in expressing interest only when food is being handed to them, and besides, I don't have to walk them out during rain and storm so they can sit on the boardwalk and shit which btw is one of the most ignoble things I can imagine (waiting for one's dog to have a shit, I mean), I mean dogs are really yuck and all and cats clean themselves and only smell when I've forgotten to let them in while the rain is pouring down and even then they have the grace to not jump directly into my bed but instead rub themselves on my carpet until they are dry omfg I can't stop anymore I know I will soon say the k-word and then I will start spamming again and everyone will be angry with me but seriously I LOVE CATS!!