I am going to respond to every mine field thread

[Dr Dave]

Don't touch my sporks.

 

['Gear]

Some sort of horrible pseudo-authentic native American ceremony would be my guess. The dudes at the store seemed legit.

One had braids.

 

[Loktar]

Don't touch my sporks.

I won't lay a finger on them.

*pees on Dr Dave's sporks*

NYAH!

 

[Dr Dave]

Those were Cassie's sporks.

 

[Cassie]

THOSE WERE NOT THE SPORKS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. OR SOMETHING FUCK I DON'T KNOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shelton Benjamin.

 

[Loktar]

Those were Cassie's sporks.

Easy mistake to make, they were engraved with you're initials D.D.

Same as Cassie, the Dong Diva.

 

['Gear]

Those are Dungeons and Dragons sporks.

 

[Loktar]

Those are Dungeons and Dragons sporks.

No they aren't.

There is no mistaking those sporks. They spit fire and give you a +1 against magical attacks.

 

['Gear]

I can't continue this tangent because I don't know of any other rpg's you might have got your sporks from.

 

[Loktar]

Start a new tangent then.

I'm sure we can derail this thread even worse if we try.

Wacky will re-rail I'm sure if he can find something more to be said about responding to all MF threads.

 

['Gear]

Well I think the fact that I've exposed Dr. Dave a Lada Gaga's dual is groundbreaking on several levels. The implications are far reaching enough to fully involve two threads without too much trouble.

For example- Who knew Lady Gaga posted at TK on the reg?

 

[Loktar]

For example- Who knew Lady Gaga posted at TK on the reg?

Madonna, Lady Gaga's and Dr. Dave's main account.

 

['Gear]

Madonna is Agelina Jolie's dual so let's see...

carry the two...

Gaga is a lizard.

 

[Donovan]

Never mind that, when you were at the weird Indian store did you check for a price? I've always wanted a weird Indian.

 

[Cassie]

He got his sporks from the PENGUINS.

 

['Gear]

Is there any other kind of indian? At least I know where to get a bobcat skull now.

From or for the penguins Cassie?

 

[Donovan]

All I know is, if Jim Morrison got one, I want one too. Not fair Jim Morrison got all the good shit...like weird indians and rock superstardom and whatnot.

 

['Gear]

Isn't he dead?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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I got nuthin'.