feijuada said:
By the way, Jesus was lactose intolerant.
Not MY Jesus.
MY Jesus was 10 feet tall and rode a Harley in to work everyday.
MY Jesus would give you the shirt off his back and charge you for the dry-cleaning.
MY Jesus once downed 43 hotdogs in 67 seconds - with NO WATER!
MY Jesus could kill a man with his bare feet and blow up 20 balloons at one time!
My Jesus had a harem of earhly delights hanging on his every member!
My Jesus stole from the poor and coughed on the sick, my Jesus did!
My Jesus got the high score on DEFENDER in the early 80's!
My Jesus went spelunking in the Valley of the Shadow of Death and returned with a watermelon!
My Jesus could swallow swords and spit fire from his bellybutton!
My Jesus once saw Greta Schroder naked!
My Jesus knocked up your mother and said he wasn't the father!
My Jesus walks like a man, but moans like a woman!
My Jesus drinks milk FROM THE TEAT!