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I am skipping school...

QUIT TRYING TO STEAL MY FUCKING POINTS OR I'LL COME BACK TO THIEVERY WITH A VENGEANCE
 
Gagh said:
So, all your pointless dribbling trying to wriggle out of your incompetence in the first place, for this?

See - you need to go to more lessons. You are clearly deeply stupid.

I said that because your argument is stupid and I want you to fuck off.
 
See, I would have admired you if you'd said that in the first place, you nincompoop.
 
Gagh said:
Don't call him that. He'll think you're trying to flatter him or something. Or he'll flap on endlessly trying to discredit something you said, and fail.

Read my sig.

I didn't fail.
 
Ah, but you did, because in at least one post, you have given the impression that you actually believe you are Jesus.

You have assumed you have failed, when in fact, you have.
 
One post out of 61. Of course I'd make a joke once in a while if the subject of Jesus comes up hwerever I make a comment. I'm not calling people "my son" and forgiving people.

EDIT: And I'll assume that you meant to write haven't.
 
If you're not pretending to be Jesus, does that mean you actually are Jesus
 
You have assumed correctly. At last, you have posted something that is factually correct. Even if it was only but to pick up on a simple typo, I will give you that.

Did you refer to your dictionary to help?
 
Cloudscum said:
If you're not pretending to be Jesus, does that mean you actually are Jesus

No, it means that I'm not Jesus and that this is only an avatar.
 
yOU REALIZE GOD IS GOING TO SMITE YOU DEEPLY UP THE ASS FOR THAT AV
 
What do you think Jesus thinks of all this horrid Tomfoolery, and taking of his name in vein, on your behalf?
 
God isn't gay - jesus might be though
 
dOES GOD HAVE A PENIS?
 
Yes. It's in your ear.
 
feijuada said:
God reproduces with spores.


Or in your case, flawed logic, poor genes, and an amazingly lucky sperm.
 
God's dick is in my ear?

That would explain all the white shit everywhere
 
That's just Smitty dreaming again.
 
Do porch monkeys count black sheep?
 
only if they're racist
 
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