I am writing this thread in hopes of meeting nice man

[CaptainWacky]

She's okay, I prefer Sky and the jailbiat twins Janae and Rachel (who look nothing alike so I should have called them the jailbait "pair" or something but i can't be bothered going back and changing it.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

sometimes I like Izzy. There's probably something wrong with me.

other than that, a Boyd and Janae porno spinoff would do me just fine. they make a crappy couple, but they'd look hot having sex

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I bet they've done it in real life

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yes, Izzy is quite nice and can act to a higher standard than most in the cast in a delightfully over the top way...but she's left forever to release a song where she just repeats the phrase "you are my vodoo child" 48 times.

I remember once Boyd and Dylan were topless wrestling and it stirred my homo-ish side...and Dylan is hideous!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I think Sky and Janae should fight to the death using their breasts.

HIRE ME, WRITERS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ANGIE REBECCI RUNS DESPITE PROTESTS FROM BIG KEV AND THE MASTURBATORY FANTASY IS SULLIED FOREVEr.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I remember that Boyd/Dillon bonding scene. They couldn't have more blatently tried to appeal to gays and small girls if they'd tried.

Still, it was hot, even with Dillon's greasy mop.

Incidentally, Sky would mop the floor with Janae, she's got much larger funbags.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WELL ISN'T THIS A GANG BRIT FACIAL FOR ME EH MATEY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

But she's a hippy. She'd stop to ask if Janae is okay after a particulary nasty titty-twist and the young Timmins lass would take advantage by quickly biting one of Sky's nipples off (whichever's closest) and punching her in the muff.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Also this music has to play in the background when they fight.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

At the school, Boyd is trying to impress Adam Stevens and some of the other kids with his knowledge of science fiction. Adam points out that Boyd’s wearing an Eden Hills uniform and asks if all the nerds come from there, before stamping on his foot.

Meanwhile... Toadie realises how long it's been and gets desperate.

Suddenly, Angie arrives, excitedly explaining her plans for the titty fight.

At the very same moment, Splinter is giving Susan a right ear bashing for letting little jailbait Rachael die in her earlier titty fight with Bree "Smidge Fat" Timmins.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Those sure are some nice red 'x'es Jarn.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It is as I feared.

Which is a shame, because the one of Todie's really hot.

 

[Gagh]

SUMMER HOYLAND: HEY, CARLITO, REMEMBER WHEN I SHOVED THAT CANADIAN FLAG IN THE CRACK OF LA RESISTANCE ON RAW?

CARLITO: YOU TRASHED MY SKETCHERS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if Summer will have tits when she next appears. Probably not.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She only turns up when the actress is on her summer(lol) holidays, so she could well have tits next time she's on. but she'll still look like she's trying to see the end of her nose

POOOOOOORRRRKKKKKYYYY!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ROBERT EVILY WATCHES TELEVISION WHILE THE NUNS ARE AWAY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

YOU CAN TELL CAM IS THE GOOD TWIN BECAUSE HE HAS NO BALLS AND THUS A HIGH SQUEAKY INNOCENT VOICE

IN RUSSIA WE HAVE VODKA COMING FROM TAPS AND WATER YOU GET FROM OFFY FOR 11.99