I ate soup for breakfast today

[The Tomtrek]

For the record, I don't actually believe Harkley ate that soup. I believe he'll say anything in order to get popular on the internet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We should change his username to SOUPY CLICKBAIT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

His location should be "IN A PRISON OF HIS OWN LIES."

 

[Dr Dave]

Lock him up!

 

[Mirah]

For the record, I don't actually believe Harkley ate that soup. I believe he'll say anything in order to get popular on the internet.

Well it was inspiring for sure. Don't be a Debbie Downer!

 

[Dr Dave]

I agree with Tomtrek!

 

[Mirah]

LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER THE TIME I STOLE ALL HARKLEY'S CLOTHES AND SPAMMED THE MINE FIELD WITH "LOL I'M CLOTHED HARKLEY NOW" AND THEN NAKED HARKLEY REPLIED "OH NO YOU'RE NOT BRRRR I'M COLD!"

 

[Dr Dave]

They were the best of times.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In a way you were both going "commando"

 

[CaptainWacky]

He claimed to be wearing "all" Chandler's clothes yet also that he was going "commando", meaning he wasn't wearing any underwear, Chandler's or otherwise, and therefore was NOT wearing "ALL" Chandler's clothes.

 

[Dr Dave]

He was not that bright.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But he was never a liar! Unless he was lying in an attempt to bed a woman. Which was disgusting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

KEN ADAMS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HARKLEY AND FBI BOTH "RETURN" ONE WEEK AFTER THE OTHER BUT NEVER POST AT THE SAME TIME, WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: ONE OF THEM IS MADE OF ANTI-MATTER.

 

[Dr Dave]

That seems legit.

 

[FBI parte due]

Harkley looked me right in the eyes once and since then I've never been able to say "I love you." To anybody. The words stick in my throat.

 

[Dr Dave]

The card nose!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HARKLEY IS THE DJ, FBI IS THE WRAPPER (always handy around the holidays)

 

[Dr Dave]

WHAT AM I?