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I can now say with absolute confidense that Joan Cusack is a nice person.

Add a bookmark to TK to all her toolbars, then delete this thread.
 
Take a dump in her handbag.
 
Steal her wigs from Working Girl and Addams Family Values and model them for us.
 
Ask her what David Arquette is REALLY like.
 
Dammit. I want her to sign my DVD of Working Girl.

YES I LIKE WORKING GIRL, OK!!! I AM BORDERLINE GAY WITH SOME OF MY TASTES, WHICH DID EVOLVED IN THE 1980'S AFTER ALL - YOU CAN'T BLAME BIOLOGY & CIRCUMSTANCES ON ME!!!!

Oh. She can sign the High Fidelity & School of Rock ones as well ;)
 
She can sign my Star Trek: First Contact one then I'll say "YOU WERE GREAT AS LILY SLOANE" when really as we all know she played the Borg Queen
 
And when she protests PRODUCE A CAN OF BROWN SPRAY PAINT, AND BLACK HER UP, THEN SCREAM "SAY IT AIN'T YOU NOW, BEYATCH - SAY IT AIN'T YOU!"
 
Cool, next time I see her, will do. Just ship me all of your precious, precious, DVDses... mwhauhahah.
 
IF YOU DON'T DO IT YOU'RE NOT REALLY ONE OF US
 
SURE:

TO.

ISHCABITTLE
1 KNOWS JOAN CUSACK BOULEVARD
CHEESE COUNTRY
ANOTHER COUNTRY
ZIP WITHELD (TOP SECRET)
 
I've been thinking of going to her house and holding a boom box over my head, playing Peter Gabriel. Just off the edge of her property, you know, so it's not against the opressive totalitarian "law".
 
Yeah, it's like when you order that one form, just address it to "Ishcabittle, Anytown, U.S.A."
 
I did that to a girl once, except I was in her bedroom and instead of the boombox I was naked and there were a few our differences too.
 
I wanna feel the light the heat I see IN YOUR COOCHIE????
 
Gagh said:
And when she protests PRODUCE A CAN OF BROWN SPRAY PAINT, AND BLACK HER UP, THEN SCREAM "SAY IT AIN'T YOU NOW, BEYATCH - SAY IT AIN'T YOU!"


Ishcabittle said:
Cool, next time I see her, will do....


I can't believe I let that slip!
 
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