I can now say with absolute confidense that Joan Cusack is a nice person.

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Add a bookmark to TK to all her toolbars, then delete this thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Take a dump in her handbag.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Steal her wigs from Working Girl and Addams Family Values and model them for us.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ask her what David Arquette is REALLY like.

 

[Gagh]

Dammit. I want her to sign my DVD of Working Girl.

YES I LIKE WORKING GIRL, OK!!! I AM BORDERLINE GAY WITH SOME OF MY TASTES, WHICH DID EVOLVED IN THE 1980'S AFTER ALL - YOU CAN'T BLAME BIOLOGY & CIRCUMSTANCES ON ME!!!!

Oh. She can sign the High Fidelity & School of Rock ones as well

 

[CaptainWacky]

She can sign my Star Trek: First Contact one then I'll say "YOU WERE GREAT AS LILY SLOANE" when really as we all know she played the Borg Queen

 

[Gagh]

And when she protests PRODUCE A CAN OF BROWN SPRAY PAINT, AND BLACK HER UP, THEN SCREAM "SAY IT AIN'T YOU NOW, BEYATCH - SAY IT AIN'T YOU!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

Cool, next time I see her, will do. Just ship me all of your precious, precious, DVDses... mwhauhahah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF YOU DON'T DO IT YOU'RE NOT REALLY ONE OF US

 

[Gagh]

SURE:

TO.

ISHCABITTLE
1 KNOWS JOAN CUSACK BOULEVARD
CHEESE COUNTRY
ANOTHER COUNTRY
ZIP WITHELD (TOP SECRET)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

P.O. BOX 1337????

 

[Ishcabittle]

I've been thinking of going to her house and holding a boom box over my head, playing Peter Gabriel. Just off the edge of her property, you know, so it's not against the opressive totalitarian "law".

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, it's like when you order that one form, just address it to "Ishcabittle, Anytown, U.S.A."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did that to a girl once, except I was in her bedroom and instead of the boombox I was naked and there were a few our differences too.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wanna feel the light the heat I see IN YOUR COOCHIE????

 

[Gagh]

And when she protests PRODUCE A CAN OF BROWN SPRAY PAINT, AND BLACK HER UP, THEN SCREAM "SAY IT AIN'T YOU NOW, BEYATCH - SAY IT AIN'T YOU!"

Cool, next time I see her, will do....

I can't believe I let that slip!