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I can now say with absolute confidense that Joan Cusack is a nice person.

Dammit. I want her to sign my DVD of Working Girl.

YES I LIKE WORKING GIRL, OK!!! I AM BORDERLINE GAY WITH SOME OF MY TASTES, WHICH DID EVOLVED IN THE 1980'S AFTER ALL - YOU CAN'T BLAME BIOLOGY & CIRCUMSTANCES ON ME!!!!

Oh. She can sign the High Fidelity & School of Rock ones as well ;)
 
She can sign my Star Trek: First Contact one then I'll say "YOU WERE GREAT AS LILY SLOANE" when really as we all know she played the Borg Queen
 
And when she protests PRODUCE A CAN OF BROWN SPRAY PAINT, AND BLACK HER UP, THEN SCREAM "SAY IT AIN'T YOU NOW, BEYATCH - SAY IT AIN'T YOU!"
 
SURE:

TO.

ISHCABITTLE
1 KNOWS JOAN CUSACK BOULEVARD
CHEESE COUNTRY
ANOTHER COUNTRY
ZIP WITHELD (TOP SECRET)
 
I've been thinking of going to her house and holding a boom box over my head, playing Peter Gabriel. Just off the edge of her property, you know, so it's not against the opressive totalitarian "law".
 
I did that to a girl once, except I was in her bedroom and instead of the boombox I was naked and there were a few our differences too.
 
Gagh said:
And when she protests PRODUCE A CAN OF BROWN SPRAY PAINT, AND BLACK HER UP, THEN SCREAM "SAY IT AIN'T YOU NOW, BEYATCH - SAY IT AIN'T YOU!"


Ishcabittle said:
Cool, next time I see her, will do....


I can't believe I let that slip!
 
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