I can't even be bothered eating custard creams properly anymore

[CaptainWacky]

I just eat them all at once now instead of eating one side, then the cream, then the other side. I might as well be dead.

 

[whisky]

 

[Cassie]

I WANT A CUSTARD CREAM

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What's the American equivalent of a custard cream?

 

[Cassie]

I guess a sandwich cookie... MAYBE? This is confusing.

 

[Dr Dave]

And so it begins...

 

[eloisel]

An Oreo with custard creme?

 

[Mirah]

What's the American equivalent of a custard cream?

Like a vanilla orea. Except without all the extra crap and preservatives probably, and probably the cream just came from the cow YESTERDAY!

 

[Mirah]

I just eat them all at once now instead of eating one side, then the cream, then the other side. I might as well be dead.

You can eat them however the fuck you want to eat them. Just because you used to lick them, then eat the cookie doesn't mean you have to do it the same way now. One day you will do that again, and it will be nice, and it will have meaning, but for now, just stuff the whole god dammed thing into your mouth and don't ever look back!

 

[FBI parte due]

Counterpoint: the only proper way to eat "cookie sandwiches," no matter the flavor, is to dip them in milk whole until they're almost falling apart (and then eat them). Filling-fiddlers are deserving of death.

 

[headvoid]

How to spot a Lizard Person

1. People who refer to "cookie sandwiches"
2. People who no longer feel the need to split up their custard creams
3. Americans.

 

[Mirah]

I don't eat them at all anymore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Americans call every type of biscuit "a cookie" what do they call the thing British people people call cookies?

 

[Cassie]

What do you call cookies? OMG

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We don't call cookies biscuits. YOU call cookies biscuits!

Don't you call a tin of assorted shortbread cookies "a tin of biscuits"?

And don't you call a pack of rabid dogs "a sallywhickle of lorryrumpoles"?

 

[Dr Dave]

How to spot a Lizard Person

1. People who refer to "cookie sandwiches"
2. People who no longer feel the need to split up their custard creams
3. Americans.

And people who say all Americans are lizard people!

 

[headvoid]

I was just kidding y'all!

I know you folks don't all sound like this YEEHAH!

(I think your teeth are a little funny if I am honest)

 

[Dr Dave]

At least we have dentists that know what teeth are!

 

[FBI parte due]

I hear that in Canada, they sometimes use "buddy" and "guy" interchangeably.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Which is why the famed bluesman Buddy Guy never wanted to play up there.