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I did burn my hands on my muffins.

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
I have some hot muffins.

Discuss.
 
You have breasts that are nice to look at?
 
Either that or they're MacGuffin muffins.
 
Aren't muffins a euphemism for buns?
 
NO MORE MUFFINS FOR YOU

THE MUFFIN SHOP IS CLOSED
 
NO MORE MUFFINS FOR YOU

THE MUFFIN SHOP IS CLOSED

Well fine then. I'll take my business elsewhere. Perhaps the Muffin Man on Drury Lane won't be so rude.
 
You're referencing a Lost reference without even knowing it's a Lost reference.
 
I haven't buttered any muffins for a while.
 
I look forward to the day when I stop hearing about the show Lost.
 
I look forward to the day when I stop hearing about the show Lost.

I look forward to the day I stop hearing about Big Brother and MTV's The Real World.
 
Is The Real World still on?
 
Is The Real World still on?

Yes. They just started a new season. Only know that because of the commercials for it during Warren the Ape.
 
Who watches that show?
 
loktard.
 
It's like BB, but they don't win anything for being catty and backstabbing assholes.
 
LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST
 
1. muffin :

A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.

Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?
 
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I don't think Juliet had more than one of those "muffins".
 
Hehehehe...I have a blueberry muffin.
 
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