I don't want to fight

[Douche Pukehole]

Y'know, there used to be a cooking & food forum here.

Too bad you didn't post here then

 

[Dirk Funk]

Y'know, there used to be a cooking & food forum here.

Too bad you didn't post here then

Yeah. I'm kind of obsessed with food. Funny thing is, I don't eat much. I just like to cook.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I like to cook, but i also like to eat

 

[Loktar]

I like to cook, but i also like to eat

Yeah same here. I'm currently trying to cook desserts.

My chococolate chip cookie attempt didn't go so well. Too much shortening on the cookie sheet. The cookies absorbed all the shortening and kinda burnt. Not good looking but apparently edible.

Next up: BROWNIES!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Can I marry all of you?

 

[Loktar]

Can I marry all of you?

Maybe in Utah.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Sher'd be the hubby, and we'd be the wives?

 

[Loktar]

Sher'd be the hubby, and we'd be the wives?

Why not? Sounds fun.

*goes to soak his dishpan hands*

 

[The Dork Lord]

NOT TONIGHT: I HAVE A HEADACHE!

 

[Loktar]

NOT TONIGHT: I HAVE A HEADACHE!

Well thats why she has 2 back ups.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Indeed. It'll take both of you (and maybe a toy) to do what I do

 

[Dirk Funk]

Indeed. It'll take both of you (and maybe a toy) to do what I do

Running around naked and shitting on the carpet while singing showtunes?

 

[Dark Pickle]

No. I meant in bed.

(Shitting on carpets? WTF?)

 

[Loktar]

Running around naked and shitting on the carpet while singing showtunes?

Kinky! I like it!

*saves for future reference*

 

[Douche Pukehole]

It't be sexier if YOU wore a bra and miniskirt Loktar...AND FISHNETS OMGZ

 

[Loktar]

It't be sexier if YOU wore a bra and miniskirt Loktar...AND FISHNETS OMGZ

Do they make miniskirts in XXXL?

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I'm sure they'd have one that fits you, but it'd probably be soem sort of number?

 

[FBI parte due]

I thought Loktar was a svelte size 2?

 

[Dick Prickle]

That's what you get for thinking.

 

[FBI parte due]

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