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I feel kinda bad about somethin'
- Thread starter Henoch
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
She's going to try and get you drunk eventually (all the Graces do when they think they still might have a shot), so just let her do it sooner than later. Do the deed, and then when you wake up and you're still gay, be honest with her.
It'll suck and yes she will hate you for a while, but eventually she'll come around.
It'll suck and yes she will hate you for a while, but eventually she'll come around.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Henoch said:
Silly me. Well, then she may just spike your drink one day. Always keep a tab of Viagra under your tongue, just in case. If you start feeling more dizzy then usual, swallow the tablet as you feel her hands reach for your belt buckle.
Or something.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I might be more difficult to maintain your Penoch if you're passed out on Rohypnol.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
You may be gay, but you're still a MAN, BABY! TAP THAT ASS LIKE ANY RED-BLOODED MAN WOULD!
proteon
Bungie Retard
If you keep this girl around for any reason she'll end up hating you. Her numero uno hope is that you will turn straight. You have a list of reasons to keep her around but NONE of them are "in case I go straight".
Trust me, my sister held her breath for 10 years for her "best friend" that he would switch teams and realize his love for her. Didn't happen (no surprise) but she hates him to this day for keeping her on his "great friends" list for so long.
Sooner or later she'll realize a) how good she makes you feel but that b) it will never reach the level of her greatest hope. It's nice she's pretty and a good friend but if you really gave a fig about her future, you can' think years of "hoping" will be good for her.
Trust me, my sister held her breath for 10 years for her "best friend" that he would switch teams and realize his love for her. Didn't happen (no surprise) but she hates him to this day for keeping her on his "great friends" list for so long.
Sooner or later she'll realize a) how good she makes you feel but that b) it will never reach the level of her greatest hope. It's nice she's pretty and a good friend but if you really gave a fig about her future, you can' think years of "hoping" will be good for her.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
proteon said:
Sorry, I disagree. It's your sister's fault she held out hope, not her gay friend's fault. "Hoping" to "turn" your gay friend straight is not only pointless, it speaks to deeper issues of low self-esteem. If you "hold your breath" for 10 years for someone, even a straight man, that's your problem, not his.
People need to fucking take personal responsibility for their own actions, and emotional well-being. Stop fucking blaming everyone else.
Henoch, if you want to be friends with this girl, go ahead. It's not your problem if the crazy broad gets it in her deluded head that she can fuck you straight.
proteon
Bungie Retard
Well then by that logic, Henoch if you want to be friends with this crazy deluded broad with low self esteem, then by all means.
If you get the impression that she wants more from you, kick her in the cunt and tell her to show some responsibility for the fact that you're gay.
My sisters long standing resentment to her former best friend may or may not equate to "well being" and or "low self esteem" but I thank you for the inductive leap.
If you get the impression that she wants more from you, kick her in the cunt and tell her to show some responsibility for the fact that you're gay.
My sisters long standing resentment to her former best friend may or may not equate to "well being" and or "low self esteem" but I thank you for the inductive leap.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
That's not what I said. I didn't say be mean to her, or show her disrespect. IF you are clear with a woman (or man) that you don't have romantic feelings for her, it's her fault she's holding out hope. That applies to women who pursue straight men who aren't interested in them, not just fag hags.
If a woman can't "just" be friends with a man she is attracted to, that's her issue not his.
It pisses me off because this used to happen to me constantly.
If a woman can't "just" be friends with a man she is attracted to, that's her issue not his.
It pisses me off because this used to happen to me constantly.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
That's not what I said. I didn't say be mean to her, or show her disrespect. IF you are clear with a woman (or man) that you don't have romantic feelings for her, it's her fault she's holding out hope. That applies to women who pursue straight men who aren't interested in them, not just fag hags.
If a woman can't "just" be friends with a man she is attracted to, that's her issue not his.
It pisses me off because this used to happen to me constantly, and I'm straight!
If a woman can't "just" be friends with a man she is attracted to, that's her issue not his.
It pisses me off because this used to happen to me constantly, and I'm straight!
proteon
Bungie Retard
No, you didn't say "be mean to her".
I thought the meanness was inherent. But i couldn't figure out if you were referring to my sister (mad at her "friend") or Henoch ("I feel kinda bad") with "stop fucking blaming everyone else".
But I clearly disagree with you on one thing: if someone professes their affection for you, and you, not sharing the return affection clearly tell them this but the two of you decide to continue to be close and spend seemingly romantic time together, well perhaps you're happily agreeing go headlong into "someone's going to get hurt here". I dunno. In my limited experience when a girl makes it clear she wants me, and I make it clear back that I do NOT want her, I tend NOT to ask her to go out for Sushi. Three nights a week.
Note I am straight too, not that it matters except you and I wont' be hooking up anytime soon, alas.
Big Dick McGee said:
I thought the meanness was inherent. But i couldn't figure out if you were referring to my sister (mad at her "friend") or Henoch ("I feel kinda bad") with "stop fucking blaming everyone else".
But I clearly disagree with you on one thing: if someone professes their affection for you, and you, not sharing the return affection clearly tell them this but the two of you decide to continue to be close and spend seemingly romantic time together, well perhaps you're happily agreeing go headlong into "someone's going to get hurt here". I dunno. In my limited experience when a girl makes it clear she wants me, and I make it clear back that I do NOT want her, I tend NOT to ask her to go out for Sushi. Three nights a week.
Note I am straight too, not that it matters except you and I wont' be hooking up anytime soon, alas.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
^^So, you're saything that a man and a woman can't be friends if the attraction isn't reciprocated? That's pretty sad, actually.
I had a friend in college that I was madly in love with, she told me after a couple of months that she just didn't feel that way about me...and we still hung out all the time. I hung out with her more than my girlfriend at the time. We're still friends today, she's married with two kids and I'm married with a kid. I can't imagine losing her as a friend, losing all the good times we shared because I wasn't emotionally stable enough to view her as "just a friend". I feel sorry for people who can't get past it.
I had a friend in college that I was madly in love with, she told me after a couple of months that she just didn't feel that way about me...and we still hung out all the time. I hung out with her more than my girlfriend at the time. We're still friends today, she's married with two kids and I'm married with a kid. I can't imagine losing her as a friend, losing all the good times we shared because I wasn't emotionally stable enough to view her as "just a friend". I feel sorry for people who can't get past it.